Maina: The automatic way for a man to become ladies choice

On today's morning show, Maina Kageni and Mwalimu King'ang'i discussed how rich men's jokes are always funny.

Mejja akisema, "A rich man's joke is always funny hakuwa anadanganya."

"Did you know Maina before ujifunze kizungu unafaa kutafuta pesa, you need to have alot of money ukijua kizungu watakuita UN uongee," Mwalimu King'ang'i told Maina.

Mwalimu continued," Mpaka wazungu watasema what is he saying, na saa hiyo unasema I can navigate someone here wanasema here, he has a point, ghasia."Mwalimu sarcastically said.

"You need to look for money, money brings memory reverse," Mwalimu continued to say.

Mwalimu then added, "Karume unajuwa wanakaa hivi wanajaribu kumtranslatia

Maina then interrupted, " There was day Karume was reading his swearing-in oath it was upside down anasoma tuh. 

"Anaweka Kikuyu hapo ndani wazungu wako hapo wanakubaliana na yeye kabisa tafuta pesa wachana na mambo ingine ." Mwalimu said.

Maina continued,"Mpaka anaweka kikuyu na uko UN General Assembly UN Newyork."

"Hadi ladies  watakuwa wanakwambia you are such a handsome, ni pesa tafuta pesa kwanza wachana na hii mambo ingie,  boy child tafuta pesa kwanza."Mwalimu emphasized.

Maina concluded his statement saying, "That is the only way you will become the ladies' choice automatically."

Down below is the link to listen to the Kashehse: