Classic 105’s biggest fan advises slay queens dating married men

Captain Kale who is Classic 105’s most vocal contributor and fan has a few lessons for slay queens who date married men.

The father of two is totally against young women dating married men and he said;

“Dating a man married man is like driving a government car: it shouldn’t give you any hope that it will be yours someday. Similarly, he will never be yours, you can’t take it to the bank, they are fake dollars,”

It doesn’t end there. In an interview seen by Classic 105, he explained further why young women are going to continue being miserable as long as they have affairs with married men.

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“You should know that we love our wives so so much, we’re just lying to you. We’ll even tell you how our wives are awful, tell you the marriage is falling apart, that it’s beyond saving, we’ll try to make you believe that you’re the best, but deep down, we can’t leave our wives for you.”

He added that for the slay queens who are unable to keep off older men, they should look for the rich ones so that they invest before things get bad.

” Keep off and if you can’t keep off, then at least make it an investment, since he will never be yours and he doesn’t love you, milk him, mummy, make it a business, come out of it a rich woman. Don’t date a broke married man, go for the rich ones. And don’t stay for too long in that relationship, use your brains, milk him as fast as you can then run, and never ever get pregnant for a married man, even if he promises to marry you, even if he promises you heaven, play safe mummy, because utalilia kwa choo.”

Ladies, there you have it. From a married man to young slay queens who want sponsors.

#MasculinityKE: Kenyan men narrate how they fail to pay bills for slay queens

Cases of slay queens being lured by rich men then leaving them with bills especially at nightclubs is not something new.

Such instances are reported every weekend and it’s high time women learn to work hard and pay their bills.

Just recently, a South African man invited a slay queen out for drinks and as usual, she tagged along her squad hoping to milk this gentleman dry, but he was smart.

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The sponsor asked them to order anything they want and as usual, the slay queens went for expensive fine whiskeys without knowing that the sponsor would pull out.

After drinking, shaking their bums and ignoring any men who came near them to dance with them, the sponsor left,  leaving them with a bill of 37,000 Rands equivalents to Sh282, 964.

Kwani walikuwa wanakunywa damu ya Yesu? (Insert DJ Shitti’s voice).

Well, a Kenyan man started a thread inviting men who’ve been in the same situation as this sponsor to share their experiences under the hashtag #MasculinityKE

“Nairobi living- A friend’s friend( a babe) invites me for a drink a few weeks back and later tell me she’ll be bringing friends. I go to meet her and get there before her and order my beers and chill,” read his post.

Men thronged the lad’s inbox to confess the bad things they did to such slay queens and below are some of their comments.

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Here are differences between Ngina Kenyatta and Kenyan slay queens

The fourth President of the Republic of Kenya, Uhuru Kenyatta and his wife Margaret, are blessed with three children: Jomo, Ngina and Jaba.

Jomo, who recently got married, is a very preservative man and that’s why little is known about him. On the other hand, his siblings Jaba and Ngina Kenyatta are household names in the political field.

Although we’re not sure if Uhuru’s children will follow his footsteps and become powerful politicians like him, we would love to see what kind of a leader his daughter would make.

Well, Ngina Kenyatta is a simple and humble lady and below is the difference between her and slay queens.

1. Has blue blood – Ngina Kenyatta is from one of the powerful families in Kenya. She’s a super rich kid.

2. She’s contained – She’s not that bubbly lady who behaves like she’s high on a sugar rush. She’s quiet, composed and calm.

3. Unique sense of fashion –  Her dress code speaks volumes. She rocks designer clothes. She doesn’t overdo like some local rich kids do. You’ll rarely find her rocking what slay queens wear (Kenya uniform).

4. Reserved, no cleavage – Ngina is from a top family and carries herself around as a role model. We’ve never seen her show off her cleavage and belly in the name of fashion. Dear slay queens, showing off your flesh portrays you in a negative way. Be conservative like Kenyatta’s daughter.

5. Unlike slay queens who litter our timelines with pics from sponsored holidays, free lunch dates to posing inside other people’s cars, Uhuru’s daughter loves a private life. She’s on Instagram na hatusumbui!

6. Natural – Have you ever come across pics of Ngina with a heavily made-up face? No. The first daughter is not about that life. She loves her make up free face, no fake hairs and nails. And in fact, she rocks simple Abuja braids while slay queens can’t give us space whenever they purchase that synthetic weave or wig. But the problem is when it overstays on the head. They smell like a goat slaughter house..pala Kiamaiko.

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7. High maintenance

Unlike slay queens who fall for anyone as long as they have a few coins, Ngina Kenyatta is a high-class woman. She’s rich and can afford to pay rent for 100 slay queens who reside in bedsitters in Roysambu. To win her heart, you must be from the royal family as well. Or else poverty one side.

 

Here Are The Characteristics Of Slay Queens That You Should Know About

Slay queens are taking over the world. From Africa to Europe to Asia, slay queens always post photos on social media especially Instagram just to give us a glimpse into their everyday life, but did you know that most of them live fake lives?

The era of the slay queens: Their strange ways and mannerism on social media

Slay queens are mostly sexy and beautiful women who can even confuse a robber or a gunman to abort his mission once he sets his eyes on her.

But how do you tell the woman you’re dating or eyeing is a slay queen? Well, below are the five characteristics of slay queens, go through

1. Always in the gym

If you see any woman who spends most of the time at the gym, she is a slay queen. These type of women have low esteem issues and always spend time in the gym trying to look cute so as to please men. They know that they’re seasonal and to keep up with the rest, they have to work out so as to maintain that desired figure or else they will be single. Even those with laptop bodies will still hit the gym in the name of maintaining their ‘sexy bodies’.

2. Nani atatupeleka out leo

Most of them are always jobless and depend on men to foot their bills. They will blow up your phone from Wednesday to Sunday trying to lure you to ‘ingia box.’ Most of them always have a clique or squad as many refer to and if one hana mpango, she will countercheck with her squad to see which one is lucky to have found a sponsor for that night.

3. Don’t use matatus

Slay queens are very special and cannot use matatus. Most of them are ‘delicate’ and they can’t use public transport. Anytime a man invites her out, she will always ask you for taxi money yet she uses matatus on a daily basis. Why slay queens?

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4. Always drink too much

They are used to cheap drinks but when you invite them out, they will be ‘I only drink Hennesy, Moet, Myers Rum, Cognac yet she has never, she always sees the drinks on display at caramel lounge. She will drink more than she can handle and start preaching how ‘blessed she is’. She is used to her local or dingy clubs in downtown where they choke on KC Coconut or Kibao but when you take her to an uptown joint, she demands more than she can handle. Why the embarrassment slay queens?

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5. Always use expensive phones 

They always use expensive phones such as iPhones and the latest Samsung S series phones. Most of them have nothing to bring to the table and she will always flaunt that phone whenever she’s out, so as to look rich yet she cannot even afford to pay for water worth 50/-.

Dear brethren, I hope you can now identify a slay queen when you see one.

6. Taking pictures with their legs curved

This is a trend among the so-called cool ladies aka slay queens. Social media is dotted with photos of women posing with their legs curved and if you happen to come across this, just know that she’s a slay queen. You might think that they’re suffering from rickets – a condition of children caused by vitamin D deficiency, characterized by imperfect calcification, softening, and distortion of the bones typically resulting in bow legs.

7. Accent

Have you ever met a Nyeri woman who twengs? If not, wait until you meet Kawira, the slay queen from Nyeri. She will fake her accent the whole night you’re buying her drinks but wait until she gets drunk or you ask her to accompany you to your house, she will drop her accent and start abusing you in her mother tongue. Men, not all that glitters is gold.

8. Blue ticks

Slay queens are very choosy and full of attitude. If she doesn’t want to be with you, you can easily tell from her actions. She will ignore your texts and will only revert when you ask her out for lunch or dinner. This is because she needs to post photos from that nice restaurant and flaunt on Instagram