‘I keep a mwiko near me to keep him off,’ woman in quarantine says of husband

While Khaligraph Jones is out here begging Huddah for some, a Kenyan woman is crying she is fed up of twa twa antics with her husband in self quarantine.

She is exhausted by his incessant demands, and has figured a way to keep him off of her as they quarantine amid the coronavirus outbreak.

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On the Thursday morning conversation Maina and Kingangi discussed how men are handling being in quarantine.

The woman who called to contribute to the morning conversation about how men are handling quarantine and chill, has had enough.

She told Maina what she is doing to stop him from touching her

juu siku hizi woi twa twa mimi paka nimeweka mwiko hapo, ajaribu nimchape 

This tickled Maina as another woman called in saying she is forced to make her husband shower.

She started off by saying ‘Hii quarantine itatuonyesha mambo.. What is she talking about?

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She has now been forced to remind her husband that he needs to shower everyday.

She is hating being in quarantine with her man, who she describes as behaving worse than a baby.

he is alike a child, ni kama mtoto hana meno, I almost have to spoon feed him, and even worse hawaogi, I am forced to make him shower coz he is smelling, nimeona mwingine amejigifcha inje apige simu kwa mti wa stima nikajua ni ule mwingine anapigia,

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‘Kumbe it is a nightmare being in the house’, Maina responded to her cry.

There are no quarantine love stories, just spouses getting on each others nerves, according to the accounts of Classic 105 listeners.

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This may give you a good giggle, but women out here are suffering being forced to self quarantine with husbands they rarely see until now.

 

Dear Classic 105 fam, how are you surviving the quarantine with your spouse? Any creative ways to keep the flame burning we could share with others? Drop your comments below.

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Things women can’t say but hate when you do them during lungula

Sex should be great, right?

It should be magical taking you to the highest levels of [email protected] But at times things are far from what they seem. It can get from nasty to the worst experience ever. Here are some of the things women just hate but can’t say a thing to keep your self-esteem intact:

1. Tongue in ear
Some of the women out here love this move but after speaking to a majority of them the hate you sticking your tongue in their ears.
Who does that surely? It’s sickening. Earbuds are there to do what you trying to do. Not unless she enjoys it please throw this foreplay move out of the windows.

2. Silence
Sex without noise, you know what I’m talking about, is one boring event. The mourning and screaming (some do this literally) keep things on fire. It brings energy into the game. But some men grind quietly. Like someone sitting for their semester papers. Make the groans bro!

3. Spanking
Some love it some hate it. Slapping that junk at the trunk becomes uncomfortable for some women out there. Their bossom is best as a support system for the grinding.
Other than that leave it for her to sit on. Guess she had it spanked back in primary for disciplinary action so she still hates the act.

4. Rough love
Some love the masochism. Been thrown on the bed and getting turned over and over like deep-fried drumsticks. It’s all fun and games until someone’s physical health is put at risk. You might hit the chandelier or the walls. What a shame it would be calling an ambulance in the midst of a romping session. What do you even tell the medics? Let the game be slow. Every moment counts and that’s what plenty of women wanna feel. Not ending things as soon as you began. It a waste bro!

‘Apartments named after woman are paid for by us’ Kenyan men insist to Maina

 

An open and honest conversation about how Kenyan men lose millions to women saw Maina slammed for insisting no man has lost money to a woman.

Maina introduced the topic asking fellas how and how much money they have ever lost to a woman to which many could not put a figure to it.

Men, how do you lose money to women? When do you even spend money on women?

Every man I meet out there says ‘we don’t talk about it’ Maina added

Co host Mwalimu Kingangi was heavily supported by male callers when he said

‘you will never hear a man brag he bought nani an apartment, or even take a woman to cops over money amenyamaza tuu kwa corner kwa bar? Asset recovery should now be involved, men are suffering’ he finished

Guys how much money have you lost to women Maina wondered, how have you lost money coz I don’t think you spend on your women.

Here are some views expressed by men about the topic:

….. I have lost almost90k to a woman, nilimwekea biashara after three months she tod me amishindwa na kazi all mymmoney gone, nimelipa rent ninin nini,

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Rtd Captain Kale…

Why is it that all these apartments are named after women? These women who drive harriers, where are there husbands? They are 6ft under, they killed them, they just shed crocodile tears in the burial, washindwe #MainaAndKingangi

man caller: my wife comes from work extrmeley scared she is looking for money to pay I am told I have to get a loan fromwherever sh250k and she need it fast, ilook for the money in pain and three months down the line there are letters, where the hell did she take the money, three months down the line she is not talking, and helb peopelwant money, and now if I scream will I get the money back? People will tell me she is my wife, I asked her where she took the money and she said she paid this much ijui there was a problem, the bottomline is the money is gone, I cannot kick her out, but what do I do to get the money back, mara there other time she had a chama loan t pay now the year is ending she needs aroun d 78k last year to pay back, so I have to llokmfor and pay for it, that sis why I tell my friend not to borrow from wives

Kelvin Mwangi..

I’ve spent countlessly on my Lady, I’d be a billionaire why lie.

Nmefunzwa Kunyamaza.

Married

Felix Agola(Mr President)..

Personally I opened from my girlfriend a business, I used to inject some money into it every month but when it caught fire I was left behind without a second thought

Masila Simon..

Its hard to quantify, there are just some expenditures we run behind the scenes for our women like trying to smell good

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Guava is not everything! The reason Kenyan women can’t keep a man around

Relationships the world over are tricky and meandering roads that every person must navigate. They can be rewarding but they can also leave one jaded and in complete distrust for the opposite s3x. Continue reading “Guava is not everything! The reason Kenyan women can’t keep a man around”

If a man takes more than six months to propose, dump him – Bishop advises

 

Girls what’s the absolute longest you would wait before your bae proposes?

An article about why men waste women’s time in the Standard newspaper formed the basis of the Monday morning conversation on Classic 105.

Maina and Kingangi debated the matter with Maina insisting that too many Kenyan men are wasting womens time instead of making their intentions clear from the beginning of the relationship.

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Mwalimu shocked Maina by declaring that infact men want to propose but it’s the woman who wastes his time. Really? Maina wasn’t having this story.

A Classic 105 fan named Bishop called in to weigh in on the matter. He advised woman that if a man doesn’t propose within six months of dating, then she should ‘run for it’ because he will waste her time eventually.

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Girls, when dating how long do you wait for the proposal? Is six months good enough for you or too soon?

Here are things a man considers before popping the question to you.

He thinks about himself as a husband and family man. He also considers your parents and trying to impress them. He is trying to figure out the method of proposing, that also goes hand in hand with the type of ring to buy the woman of his dreams.

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While some would prefer to be in a relationship for years before thinking about getting married, others said time doesn’t really matter. Read reactions from Classic fans below:
Alphas Arap Lagat©..
@Classic105Kenya When a man dates you for a long time you ladies, he’s trying to understand, learn, know who you’re, tests your patience and your true love. If you fail on those that’s when he knows you aren’t the one. No time wastage ladies but ultimate test. #MainaAndKingangi

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@danteokeo..
Maina you are misleading women ! Propose what ? Try put a ring on her hapo ndo shida and real her exposes itself . Utajua hujui ni kichwa

A caller said “Men who date for more than one year without proposing to ladies are just wasting their time. If it goes more than that ladies dump that man”

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