A list of things your parents were strict about but now makes sense

Growing up we were all subjected to rules or advise which at the time we got upset about.

But looking back now, alot of it was us being childish. Think about it. How many times were you shouted at to switch off lights? Now look at you and your tokens fighting Kenya Power and the cost of electricity.

Someone asked this question and got lots of relatable answers below.

 

@CallMeJahnny
Having food at home. Not going somewhere every weekend. Turning the lights off. Making up my bed.

@amatalk_
Driving really late at night. People be on drugs or drunk!

@uh_127
Not getting takeout or delivery because we have food at home. Now that I’m paying for it, they’re right, I DO have food at home

@WhoisDuragQ
Money not growing on trees  This adulthood should be illegal

@TheForceBeWith4
Picking my friends more carefully

@tracyrenee70
Not letting my date until I was 17. I get it now. She knew I wasn’t ready for the games these fools play on naive young girls.

@JamaicanMeCrazi
Not letting spend the night at anybody’s house. I was always the one who had to leave slumber parties and now I understand why. People are CRAZY!!!!

@TheDestroyer_x
Not giving me rides to everywhere I wanted to go.
Not buying me a brand new car at 16.
Not letting me go anywhere with anyone unless they met their parents.
Telling me older MEN didn’t like me, they were just creepy “You have nothing in common w/ someone that much older”.

@AimxWrite
Praying about literally everything. I used to get so irritated when I had an issue and my mom would just be like “pray about it”.

I remember the day she told me that she prayed that God would remove bad influences from my life. I had just lost all my friends. I was furious Face with tears of joyLoudly crying face

@AllinyamouthBBQ
The light bill.

@healthyFrequenC
Washing dishes and the light bill cause both be sending me into a frenzy

@day_willyy
Turning off unnecessary lights

@Ntozakhe_
They used to make us wash our feet outside before we could enter the house after playing outside all day. I fully get it now!

 

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If your childless wife announces a miracle baby, do a DNA – Man says

 

If your wife miraculously announc3es she is pregnant, make sure you do a DNa test.

A Nigerian doctor has come under fire for advising that men go the extra mile to find out if that child is his biologically to avoid paternity fraud.

@drpenking wrote on Twitter that

‘Do DNA Paternity test if you belong to Team “We were childless for 6 years then God visited me.”
God might have visited your family but through another man.’

He says such miracle babies could very well be a product of adultery.

Are people right to be triggered by such advise?

The doctor explained his thought process below:
Unfortunately the truth is never sweet. The truth always sounds insensitive. The truth always hurts but Everyone can’t shy away. Someone must speak the truth. I’ll speak the truth about paternity fraud.
DNA means Deoxyribonucleic acid

It is the hereditary material in humans and almost all other organisms

DNA, along with the instructions it contains, is passed from adult organisms to their offspring during reproduction.

Prenatal paternity tests can determine fatherhood during pregnancy.

The cheek swab DNA test is performed by collecting buccal (cheek) cells found on the inside of a person’s cheek using a buccal or cheek swab. These swabs have wooden or plastic stick handles with a cotton on synthetic tip. The collector rubs the inside of a person’s cheek to collect as many buccal cells as possible, which are then sent to a laboratory for testing. Samples from the alleged father or mother and the child would be needed.

 

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4 things men can do as a girl dad that will warm her heart

 

Fathers across the world should celebrate their relationships with their daughters.

As a dad to a girl, she has so much to learn from you. Dear dads, how do you connect with your daughter? We have some pretty neat suggestions in your journey as a girl dad. Trust me, I’m a chick I know this for sure.

Here are some things you can do to melt your daughters heart.

  1. Don’t text, a hand written note telling her why you love her, will be her most treasured memory
  2. Every dad with a daughter can take her on dad dates. Your time and presence and undivided attention will be her lasting memory.
  3. Have a day set aside for movie day and let her chose what to watch. A great way to connect with your daughter that shows you value her opinion.
  4. Adventures are not just for boys. You can go for camping with her or other activities where she can learn to work with you.

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Rick Ross ordered to pay baby mama Sh1.2m child support for his 3 kids

 

Rick Ross is reportedly set to pay $11K a month in child support for three of his kids.

According to new legal documents obtained by TMZ, Rick Ross is expected to start paying Briana Singleton $11,000 a month in child support for their three kids.

The documents suggest Rick Ross also needs to pay for his kids’ health insurance and extracurricular activities, figures estimated to be around $7,560.

The music mogul and entrepreneur might be required to provide additional annual payments for up to $3K per child.

Rick also agreed to pay Brianna’s attorney around $25K, an expense he can afford according to the documents, which list his monthly income at around $585K. (Singleton’s is apparently listed as $142.)

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List of celebrities brought up by strong single mothers

 

No one sets out to be a single mother, but along the way life throws us into this path either by divorce or the death of one spouse.

Here are celebs who have been brought up by single mothers and they are doing well for themselves.

1. Maina Kageni

Maina is among the most sought after and the best paid radio presenters in Kenya,

Apart from being talented and commandeering on radio, he is a trend setter and his love for the fine things in life is undeniable.

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But what would be life without a little fun? So the next time you want to say how men brought up by single mothers are lazy and mama’s boys just look at how successful Maina is and just zip it.

2. Otile Brown

His good looks aside, Otile has come so far in terms of his music and we hope he will not drown in all the female attention and forget where he has come from.

During his early days before the money and the fame, Otile had to sell changaa to make ends meet but he is now smiling all the way to the bank.

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In an earlier interview with Daily Nation, he opened up on how hard it was

“Appreciate and love your mama…feeling kinda emotional tonight.

Wish she could be here so I can spoil her, My mom died when I was about to turn 13.

I don’t like talking about it but I don’t shy away from speaking about it because I know it could motivate someone.

Otile Brown

Sometimes when I would get caught, the officers would frog march me past the school compound where other children would see me.

It was embarrassing i didn’t like doing it but I had to survive,” 

Even though his mum passed away, she would be proud of how her son has turned out.

3. Mike Mondo

His captivating voice on radio attracts women’s attention and it is undeniable that he is God’s gift to women.

Mike Mondo who runs a radio show on Classic 105 was brought up by a single mum after his dad passed away when he was only 13.

“My dad died when I was 13 years and today I am 36 years. However my mum did not get another man to call a husband. I had a conversation with her and asked her why she decided to live alone for all those years since my dad passed on.”

Mike Mondo and his bae
The presenter posing

4. Diamond Platnumz

He is Tanzania’s finest. His music is not only celebrated in Tanzania but in Africa as a whole.

Born to Sandra Dangote, Diamond has made a name for himself as an artiste and as a business person despite being brought up by a single mother.

He  has collaborated with international artiste such as Neyo, Morgan Heritage and Omarion, he is a true definition of hard work.

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5. Boniface Mwangi

He is an activist-cum-politician brought up by a single mother.

Mwangi had earlier narrated how he got his then girlfriend pregnant, leading to him being thrown out of the church.

The main issue was that he was being brought about by a single mother who didn’t deem it fit to talk about s#x.

 I was brought up by a single mum and my eldest brother didn’t bother telling me what s3x was and its context.

The church told me you will discover what it is when it happens.

Unfortunately, the church didn’t see it fit to tell us that in case you found yourself tempted, you could use a condom.

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Gabrielle Union says accepting surrogacy felt like surrendering to failure

 

 

Gabrielle Union is revealing the heartbreaking in the surrogacy journey in a powerful essay

In a recent essay published by TIME from Union’s new book, “You Got Anything Stronger?” the actor, 48, details her surrogacy experience after experiencing multiple losses.

“I had been through an adenomyosis diagnosis and more miscarriages than I could confidently count,” Union said, adding that her doctor said her best chance for a healthy baby was via surrogate. “I wanted the experience of being pregnant. To watch my body expand and shift to accommodate this miracle inside me.”

Union revealed that she also wanted to be pregnant after after being shamed severally.

Union revealed that her husbands previous relationships, including a baby with another woman in 2013, weighed heavily on her mind while making the decision to pursue surrogacy.

“I got the sense a lot of white families-to-be were more comfortable with brown people as surrogates—Latina and South Asian—who were often classified as ‘breeders,'” she wrote. “Now, I am Black, and I am used to hearing how people speak of women of color, but this was some Handmaid’s Tale sh-t.”

 

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Milk in porridge! Here are the common baby feeding mistakes

 

Parenting is an unending journey of learning and some of these mistakes we make as parents is because of lack of access to the right information, too much information from unreliable persons; we’re surrounded by teachers of all kind and every person has a say when it comes to feeding your child and they all want you to try their ideas which can be confusing.

Too much overwhelming amount of advice and information can at times be hard to navigate especially when it comes to food.

This articles points out common mistakes on baby feeding and solutions to them. Good baby feeding is a good foundation for future health and nutrition status

1. Adding milk to porridge

This is a common wrong way of preparing porridge in effort to add taste. Other thinks that milk will add value to the porridge which is not true. Milk will actually hinder the absorption of essential nutrients such as proteins, vitamins and minerals from the porridge.

Just cook your porridge as per the instructions but avoid adding milk.

2. Adding sugar to milk

To satisfy a sweet tooth does not mean you must add sugar, there are many ways of sweetening the porridge like blending a banana, berries and any other sweet fruit and mixing it with the porridge.

The porridge can also be enriched by adding a blended boiled egg to it. Always opt for natural way of adding flavour, taste and limit too much added sugars.

3. Introducing cow’s milk before one year

Before one year a child’s digestive system is not able to digest casein protein unlike breastmilk which has whey protein which is highly digestible and absorbable.

Early introduction of cow’s milk or any other milk can lead to constipation. The casein present in cow’s milk is hard to digest which can colonise a child’s digestive system.

It is also associated with nutritional anaemia in children since it low in iron, vitamin c compared to breastmilk. Introducing other sources of milk at one year is recommended because at this time a baby is able to compensate for lost/missed nutrients with a well-rounded diet comprising of all food groups.

4. Using hard cereal porridge flour

It is common among some cultures baby’s porridge flour is mixed with other “things” such as yams, cassava, ground nuts. In their view, the additives are meant to fortify the flour making it more nutritious. Well, all these additives have different cooking time and we normally cook our porridge for just 15 minutes. 15 minutes is not enough time for cassava, ground nuts to cook properly and this leads to indigestion and it is harmful to your baby.

5. Using more than three porridge flour cereals

As a parent I know you want to prepare a “heavy” porridge and this is the main reason why many opt for more than three cereals.

It is recommended to use single porridge flour or not to mix more than two cereals so that it is possible to identify the allergen in cases of an allergic reaction. For instance you can use maize flour and sorghum

6. Late introduction of animal protein

It is common to find a child eating ugali and meat soup but not meat itself. This is due to demonization of lean meat. Little intake of lean meat will do no harm to your child.

Animal proteins, such as meat, eggs, and milk, are complete proteins, meaning they provide all of the essential amino acids our body needs. Animal products provide the highest-quality protein sources.

Animal protein such as lean red meat helps in the production of hemoglobin by red blood cells. Timely introduction can help reduce and prevent occurrence of nutritional anemia among children aged 1-5 years.

7. Making feeding time a wrestling session

Your child already knows when the food is served, it is time to wrestle. This aggravates food refusal more and more.

Make feeding time more friendly by feeding together and also sometimes going by your child’s order. Yes, sometimes you will have to take the food in that corner or even run after them and this makes it fun for them. Don’t expect a one year old to sit with you in the dining table.baby scream

8. Monotonous feeding

Feeding one type of food is common. This can be boring to your baby because they want to explore different foods. Monotonous feeding is the major cause for food refusal.

Practise food diversification by giving different sources of carbohydrates, proteins and variety of fruits and vegetables. A different food from the same group offers different nutrients.

Having a meal plan for your baby will create room for diversification and variety.

9. Preparing tasteless foods

Prepare appealing food for your child and avoid boiling and mixing everything together. Boil what need to be boiled and fry and need to be fried.o-BLACK-BABY-facebook

Add little healthy cooking oil like olive oil or canola and pinch of salt to add taste and flavour.

The writer, Lucy Chege is a registered and licensed nutritionist based in Kenya, proficient in medical nutrition therapy. She is also the founder of Nutrition Therapy by Lucy.

Twitter: @LucyChegeM

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Elizabeth Michael shows off luxury maternity ward where she gave birth

 

Tanzanian actress Elizabeth Michael has given fans an inside look at the deluxe maternity ward where she gave birth.

Elizabeth gave birth to a baby boy on Friday July 18th in a surprise announcement gushing that she and husband Majizzo are now ‘baba and mama G’.

From welcome perks like flowers and daddy resting area to a complete living room for family and friends, the actress showed that she was treated like a queen welcoming her bundle of joy into the world.

The A list maternity suite seems to have given her all the privacy a celebrity needs. The amenities included soft lighting, a separate bedroom for the father to be to ensure her emotional support during and after, plus a sitting room.

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The birthing centre shows it’s fit for a queen and here is another picture from her Instagram stories.

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Elizabeth thanked those congratulating adding that “mimi na familia yangu tunashukur kwa pongezi nadua zeny njema Mungu awabariki”

Dear GOD,

Thank you for adding a little bit of heaven to our family.eklizabeth michael meage after birth (1)

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Photo of the day! Advise the parents of this child please

 

Words cannot begin to say how sorry I am for this parent who probably works from home and wakes up to this.

Dear KOT please comments fupi fupi for this dear parent.

@Pewa__moja
Alafu imagine iwe ulianza game 1-0, mtoi si wakoFace with tears of joy…unaeza kafinya hadi uionee huruma

@muthaara
Hakuna kitu utafanya

@Boazie_254
Afadhali huyo namwenye unampata kwa sink akiiosha?

@YddeEddy
Mmi nayo naeza kafinya watu waskie tuu kamewika ….sitaki jokes
@Kehiod
Premium tears….na bado hajarukarukia….

 

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7 types of annoying parents you will find on Instagram

 

From updating every single minute complaining about life to those who tell the world about your stomach issues after eating mutura,here is a list about types of parents in Kenya who are online.

1. The commenters

If your parents follow you and comment one everything you post, this is an annoying parent. They like everything and comment on every update. You risk their terrible comment  if God forbid you post a bikini picture.

2. The one who is misinformed

They also exist on whatsapp and send you every story that turns out to be click bait, or fake. These types of parents want you to believe they are protecting you, but being alarmist is annoying. Have you seen this type Classic fam?family-at-sunset

3 The meme re poster

Yes we all love re-sharing memes, but some annoying parents take things too far and sadly you cant ignore them, maybe mute them?

4. The braggist

Yes all parents want the world to know that Jontes is winning in life, but honestly some levels of bragging.

5. The one who puts your achievements down

While you are updatign your community that you have graduated, there will always be that annoying parent who will comment that ‘finally after all that money was used on you’ type of comment. They want to remind you that you are or will never be good enough and others will do better.

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6. The one who gives unsolicited advice

Kenyans hate people who give unsolicited advise, and woe unto you if you respond this way. Try venting about your life and they most surely tell you how to fix your problem,

7. The one who tell too much about you

Yani this is TMI, too much information. This is also like the oversharing one we talked about above, an will tell the world how you had a problem pooping in the morning to your visit tot he gynecologist. Too much right? Please if you are this type of parents, you are embarrassing your kids.

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5 tips to co-parent successfully over the festive season without going nuts

 

 

Dear KOT, please you must plan how to deal with co-parenting this holiday season if faced with this situation for the kids sake to  enjoy the holidays. Here are five ways you can do this

1. Coordinate with the ex. This ensures things flow as smoothly as possible, and decisions don’t clash in any way for the holidays.  Make sure that your kids can spend an equal amount of time with both parents during the holidays. For instance one can take the first half of Dec, and the other the end of the holidays season.

2. Plan and let each other know what gifts you are each giving the child. Talk with your ex about who is buying what to ensure equality and to also avoid buying two of everything.

3. Prepare for tough/rough times. What do I mean? Everyone gets emotional during festivities for one reason or another, either separation or divorce, and nerves can be rattled. Set up rules to be followed and how it will be handled.

4.Sit down and talk with your kids leaving no topic unhandled.anger

Schedule a time to talk with your children and make sure that they understand that the transition is hard for everyone. Tell them it’s hard for you too, and let them see your vulnerability. Being emotionally prepared is the best thing to do.

5. Don’t forget to take care of yourself. I know it happens to the best of us. It’s easy for anyone to get overwhelmed during the holidays. Take care of yourself physically and emotionally.

 

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Look what I found! Baby born holding mothers contraceptive

 

A baby born in Vietnam has amazed the world after he was photographed holding onto his mothers IUD.

The new born’s mother is a  34-year-old Vietnamese mom who was equaly surprised at the turn of events because she thought she was secure having used an IUD to protect against pregnancy.

According to VN Express, the coil came out at the same time as the baby, but separately. It was only after the baby was born that he grabbed onto it.

Doctors were also amused at the photos and shared through Hai Phong International Hospital social media. The Facebook pictures have gone viral, showing the baby with his eyes shut while holding the IUD.

After delivery, I thought him holding the device was interesting, so I took a picture. I never thought it would receive so much attention,” said obstetrician Tran Viet Phuong.

People were amused to read about the story and quickly responded with witty comments.

@7spicy_spices..
Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing Those sperms were fighters, hit the coil till it slipped
@MsTeryious..
“Look what I found, Mommy.”@Vegetablething..
Wait, what? The coil came out with the baby, at the same time?

@Balozi_1..
The IUD came out at the same time as the baby, but separately – it was only after being born that the infant grabbed the coil.

@LollyMkunqwana..
I’d be so pissed!

Girls, what scares you most about contraceptives?

Share your comments below.

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Celebrities who’ve spoken out about not wanting children

The truth is some women are just not interested in motherhood.  Not every woman with a uterus desires a baby and that is something that society will just have to wrap their heads around.

1. Oprah

She once said in an interview that “I never had children, never even thought I would have children. Now I have 152 daughters; expecting 75 more next year. That is some type of gestation period, the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy, 2007.

Kenyan celebrity couples who have children from previous relationships (photos)

2.Miley Cyrus

In an interview with ELLE US in July 2019, Miley admitted that current state of climate change has affected her stance on having children. “We’ve been doing the same thing to the earth that we do to women,” she said in the interview. “We just take and take and expect it to keep producing. And it’s exhausted. It can’t produce. We’re getting handed a piece-of-shit planet, and I refuse to hand that down to my child. Until I feel like my kid would live on an earth with fish in the water, I’m not bringing in another person to deal with that.”
3. Blackish actress Tracee Ellis Ross

She plays a mum of three in the reality show, but in real life things are different. She confessed her feelings in a Times interview in 2018 that

“I’m constantly asking myself questions, reminding myself, ‘Are you making that decision for you or someone else?’ The husband and the babies are the expectation of what’s supposed to happen at a certain point, and people fall back on, ‘Well, that’s the point of the human species, procreation.’ And I’m, like, ‘I think there are a lot of babies, isn’t that part of what’s going wrong, there’s too many?’ Some people could be working on the world being a better place, or just being happy.”

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4. Actress Jennifer Aniston

She divorced her second husband Justin Theroux, and has no children. The former Friends TV star said in the Today show in 2014 that

“I don’t have this sort of checklist of things that have to be done and if they’re not checked then I’ve failed some part of my feminism or my being a woman or my worth or my value as a woman… Y’know, I’ve birthed a lot of things. I feel like I’ve mothered many things. And I don’t think it’s fair to put that pressure on people.”

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‘Kenyan mothers let teen daughters dress inappropriately’  Man calls out parents

 

The fashion choices being embraced by female Kenyan teens was heavily debated on the Classic 105 morning conversation after one man castigated mothers for letting them dress provocatively.

He was of the opinion that Kenyan mothers never look at or question their daughters decision to wear some items,

‘What are we buying these girls? Are parents paying attention to what they buy? Their breasts and backsides are always displayed. How many times do you go to a club, see women only to find out later they are underage? 

He was also of the strong opinion that teen girls emulate how they mothers dress and behave towards men. So if a mother dresses provocatively, her daughter will pick up queues that she should also do the same.

Diamond mom under fire after referring to Tanasha’s son as “Kichwa Kikubwa”

‘These girls physique is deceiving, they look older and even when they are with their moms, people ask if they are sisters’.

This thinking elicited mixed reaction from Classic 105 fans who either called in or tweeted tagging us online.

A caller said

Maina don’t blame it on the single mothers and the kids too because the moment you give them money hujui atarudi kama amenunua nini. What we can do as parents is, the minute your children turn to teenagers have a sit down and have that conversation.

Another listener added that

We live in generation where kids are in the club more often than in the church. This has nothing to do with the parents, its the society. We need to stand together as parents and figure a way forward.”

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@pytahalion..
Maina,blaming single mums achana na wao they are special. I have been brought up by a single mum and my three sisters are to the point. They are good and sijawai ata ona any of them akiwa amevaa hivo mnasema. Single moms lecture their girls and are caring to their kids

I will always be grateful to Sheila Mwanyigha – Prezzo confesses about ex-lover

@Totolakisii_1..
#Mainaandkingangi don’t blame kids let’s start from mother’s coz wao ndio ununua hizo nguo..
@FelixxAgolaa..

Maina we live in a world where every negativity is blamed on single mothers, some have raised up good kids who are good role models to upcoming generation but some are a disgrace though

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@pieremutongah27…

Parents are to blame here. They are soo busy doing nothing in social media themselves and by them giving kids smartphones, they want the kid to be occupied with it so as not to disturb them.

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19 hilarious things Kenyan mum’s say to their children

She is a phenomenal black mum, but sometimes her children get under her skin.

Kenyans on Twitter are sharing some hilarious but truthful responses they get from Kenyan mum’s whenever they ask something.

The responses are so quirky and creative it will have you nodding your head.

You know you have a Kenyan mum when she says this:

1. @muitunguvincent..
Me : Sitaki kuoga saa hii nacheza

Mum : mimi usiniletee aibu kwa nyumba yangu

dog terror tized by mum image
2. @Nivlake..
Ukieka vijiko mbili za shuge kwa cup… Mwaga Ata yote kwa kikombe si babako ndo manager wa Mumias sugar. 😂

3. @themalvin99..
Brings a friend with dreadlocks home

Mum: endelea tu kuonyesha wakora mkona tv. 😂😂

mummys boy
4 . @JemimahOdambe..
Eeeh kuleni yote nikama dunia inaisha usiku wa Leo na kesho mtataka kunikula

5. @OkumuKenleo..
Ever heard of “….. Kuna wakati mtanitafuta mnikose!” saa hyo umesahau tu kutoa sahani kwa meza.

6. @jaternreteeks..
Vunja vikombe vyote kwa hii nyumba,mkimaliza mnivunje roho Kama baba yenyu.😆

new.mum
7. @ayshaj00..
Unajigonga kwa meza unalia

Mum: Kati ya wewe na meza ni nani ako na macho?

8. @mcjoker6..
*starts crying after a beating*

Mum: acha tulete mitungi ujaze machozi ata hakuna maji

9. @KuleiJuan..
Mum:umekula sukari sindio eeeh
Me:hapana mum
Mum: aaah hebu fungua mdomo ng’ombe hii

two mums
10. @harrisonthuo..
Me: (breaking cups)

Mum: Vunja tu hizo vikombe, nazihesabu, nitazikujia tu ukianza kufanya kazi!

11. @Ami92689210..
Me: naumwa tumbo mum
Mum: nashindanga nikikwambia utoke kwa hio simu ona sasa
🤨🙄

12. @MikeyMzito..
Me: Mum mimi siendi na hizi nguo,hazikai poa

Mum: kwani unaenda kuolewa,utavaa hizo 😅

Single Mother Getting Kids Ready in the Morning.
Single Mother Getting Kids Ready in the Morning.

13. @ShyzloMike..
mum: sends me to look for something in the house
Me: shouting in the house ( mum sijaiona)
mum : wewe unaweza pata kitu kweli ukitumwa😓😓🤐🤐 na saa hiyo ndio anakishow place ameiweka😥😥😂

14. @justine_osiemo..
A spoon falls kwa floor

Mum:chukueni ata zile ziko kabati pasua yote si mama yenu anachuna pesa Kama matawi.
15. @KaiwaNzomo..
me: drops a spoon

mum:acha nikutolee vyombo zote kwa kabati uzimalize juu hivo utakua umenimaliza pia😂😂😂

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16. @RSpartaz..
Ukiangusha glass accidentally:
Mum: chukua nyundo umalizie zenye umebakisha

17. @Its_WambuiG..
When you leave the door open.
Mum: unawacha mlango hivo kwani uko na mkia utafinya ukifunga?

18. @Rosal_awake9..
Ukiangusha vikombe na zivunjike anaanza
Mom:Vunjeni kabisa alafu mkuje mnivunje roho kama baba yenu😂

19. @WangetheP..
Me: tupike nini leo
Mum: kuna sufuria nimebeba ama? Mnaeza nikatakata mnikule 🙄

 

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Tanasha proves her son was born on Diamond’s birthday (Documents inside)

Tanasha Donna has come out to speak out about the rumours that she and Diamond made up the fact that her son was born on her baby daddy’s birthday.

The mother of one came out with receipts to prove that her son’s story indeed started on the same day as his father, something I must admit I wasn’t fully convinced about too.

Diamond holding his son
Diamond holding his son

The scenarios were two; Either Tanasha purposefully got induced on Diamond’s birthday or she gave birth earlier and faked her delivery date. After growing tired of the constant attacks, the beauty went on Instagram and cleared things up.

She wrote, ‘What kind of mother would I be to let my son celebrate a false birthday each year? I would be a foolish mother to do that. Aga Khan would never post a fake birthday because it would be very easy to sue them.’

Miss Donna shortly before she gave birth
Miss Donna shortly before she gave birth

She said that it would be impossible for a respected hospital to play around with birth dates because that makes them liable for a lawsuit.

Tanasha Donna showing off the documents
Tanasha Donna showing off the documents. Courtesy/Urbannews254

To back up her version of the truth, the beauty said nurses and doctors are willing to confirm that she actually delivered on Diamond’s birthday.

Iron board! Tanasha shows off her tummy one week after giving birth

Initially, the plan was to stay quiet and avoid making a fuss of the allegations but like any human, Tanasha said she had to tell her truth. The gorgeous mum left the internet in shock when she announced her son’s arrival.

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Rayvannys wife’s sweet message to new parents Tanasha and Diamond

 

Could Diamond and Tanasha accept that the news of the birth of their son has been let out of the bag and announce it already!!!

Diamond and Tanasha are keeping the exciting information close to their hearts, but friends won’t let them be great.

WCB’s Rayvanny and his wife were among guests during the baby gender reveal party and so have information that may relate to the birth of the boy.

Rayvannys wife Fahyvanny has joined the world in congratulating the couple for welcoming the newborn.

This has probably been the most anticipated baby ever and showing their love for the new addition to the Dangote clan, she wrote

Congratulations my ❤️ 🙏🙏 @tanashadonna May God blesse you & your new baby boy

 


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Congratulations my ❤️ 🙏🙏 @tanashadonna May God blesse you & your new baby boy

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Other celebrities who have taken the decision to keep the birth of their baby a secret are Gospel singer Kambua who upto now has yet to say anything, two months after delivering her bundle of joy.

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Another One: Dj Khaled announces he and wife Nicole expecting second child

 

Dj Khaled and his wife are expecting baby number two pretty soon.

Khaled announced on Thursday night (Sept. 12) that they are expecting a baby boy.

“Just when I thought life couldn’t get any better, I received another blessing that my queen is expecting an addition to our legacy,” the Miami-based DJ wrote to Instagram. “I’m feeling more inspired than ever now. As we go into this journey I’m taking FANLUV along with me to keep the love and blessings flowing to the world!”

Dj Khaled is popular for his catchy phrase #anotherone, which is trending on social media, as fans and friends write the couple congratulatory messages.

“Almost 3 years ago, when I found out my queen was expecting our son, Asahd, I knew my life would change forever and that OUR legacy would soon be on the way,” the We the Best mogul continued. “After that blessing I released some of my biggest albums to date [Grateful and Father of Asahd] inspired by his greatness.”

Congrats to Khaled and Nicole. See his announcement below.


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God is the greatest. All I ever wanted to do was inspire the world to be great and to leave a legacy. Almost 3 years ago when I found out my queen was expecting our son Asahd I knew my life would change forever and that OUR legacy would soon be on the way. After that blessing I released some of my biggest albums to date (Grateful and Father Of Asahd) inspired by his greatness. Just when I thought life couldn’t get any better, I received another blessing that my queen is expecting an addition to our legacy. I’m feeling more inspired than ever now. As we go into this journey I’m taking FANLUV along with me to keep the love and blessings flowing to the world ! #FAMILY God is the greatest. MAMA ASAHD ,ASAHD WE GOT ANOTHER ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALLAH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH !!!!! 🙏🏽🤲🏽🙏🏽🦁🦁🤰😀❤️🎉 MY QUEEN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ! ASAHD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ! And to the little boy in my QUEEN’S BELLY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ! #WETHEBEST !

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