Beauty and the beast: ‘ Not so handsome African Celebs with gorgeous baes

“No one is ugly just broke.” And this wise phrase is proven in a very public way as we see ugly Kenyan male celebs marry very attractive women every day.

In Kenya we say:

Mwanamme ni mfuko, sura watavumilia.”

The criteria is pretty simple. Would any of these men be able to get any of the pretty women they have without the money they have? I don’t think so.

Below is the list of fugly men with very hot women:

Harmonize and Jackie Wolper

Wolper must have seen Harmonize as a worthy and very “attractive” back-up to Diamond after she and Diamond failed to work out. The two share an affinity for coloring their hair blonde.

Maybe, it was love after all for the former lovers.

Harmonize and Wolper

Harmonize and Wolper

Never before seen photos of Isaac Mwaura’s wife looking like a SNACK

Mejja and Erica

The two have been together for close to four years. This truly is love. Look at the size of his head. Biggest rapper in the game? Nah! Biggest head in the game.

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Dr. Ofweneke and ex-wife Nicah

The two were married for two years before the comedian split up from his ex-wife. And the way they were such an attractive couple, Huh!!

Dr. Ofweneke and Nicah the Queen Dr. Ofweneke and Nicah the Queen Dr. Ofweneke and Nicah the Queen

Harmo Rapa and his girfriend

Not only is Harmo Rapa a doppelganger of Harmonize but he also shares an attraction to women with blonde hair. One of this days we will do a poll of who is more attractive,,,,.uh uglier between Harmo Rapper and Harmonize. Who will win? Biting my nails.

Harmorapa and girlfriend

Harmorapa and girlfriend
Harmorapa and girlfriend

Harmorapa and girlfriend

Colonel Mustapha and Marya

Mustapa is a balding rapper who had his best days many eons ago. But at least he is tall. That must account for former beauties like Marya falling for his charms. Ama ni mjulubeng?

Colonel Mustapha and Marya

Colonel Mustafa and Noti Flow

Mustafa makes another appearance here with “Kamatia” hitmaker Noti Flow. Maybe she finds him sexy because of his tattoos. Ama?

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Prezzo and Noti Flow

What is it with Noti Flow and ugly ninjas. Or is it that she sees a kindred spirit in herself when she goes without make-up?

Noti Flow without makeup

Noti Flow without makeup

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Vicmass Luodollar and Chimami

This here is the real igwe! Unattractive niggas take notes. Vicmass is your role-model. Repeat after me: “If Vicmass can get an attractive woman, so can I. So can I.” But,,…but,,..but you have to have money! A lot!

Vicmass Luodollar and Chimami Vicmass Luodollar and Chimami Vicmass Luodollar and Chimami

Leonardo da Vinci once said:

“The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.”

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‘Nakupenda tu my backup husband’ Noti flow declares to CMB Prezzo

Noti flow is known not only for her rapping skills but for her controversy in the entertainment industry in regards to her friendships and relationships.

At some point she blasted Prezzo after claiming that he made her lose a lot of cash estimated at Ksh 100,000 after failing to appear for the video shoot of her  song ‘Tupendane.’

Noti Flow reveals Colonel Mustafa has a cucu girlfriend

But in a recent post the damsel proclaimed her undying love and appreciation to the musician. She wrote the message below with a photo of her and Prezzo hanging out;

“I just realized wen am with my real ones we do not often take pics . We’re so caught up with real shit we forget to take em, cuz pics is least of importance . So bitches better spare me with the blah blah..old pic.. blaah.. it’s my IG , to start there 😎

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@prezzo254 nakupenda bure 😆 Even wen am mad at yo ass u still ring me and u won’t hang up till am giggling 😳 I done a lotta dumb shit but you forgive me so quick like nothing’s happened 😭 You’ve got a golden heart 💛 Nakupenda tu my backup husband 😁❤ #lepresident”

‘Bi****s Should Keep Off My Man’ – Noti Flow Warns Ladies Thirsting Over Her Man

Noti is not shy when it comes to defending the self proclaimed president. In November 2017 she got into a tussle over Prezzo with Tanzanian beauty Amber Lulu warning her to keep off from her man .

She wrote

“You are talking about that bi*** calling herself Amber Rose. Who even calls herself Amber Rose when we all know that there can only be one Amber Rose. The truth is that Prezzo was not in Tanzania to see her but to record collabos with the likes of Fid Q and other hip hop guys.

Noti Flow and Amber Lulu
Noti Flow and Amber Lulu

Besides, I know b****s keep on chasing him the way nig*** chase me and so I wouldn’t be shocked if she hits back and claims he was with her. Thing is, girls…bi****s should keep off my man as they know where his heart is,” said Noti Flow.”

Prezzo is said to have dated Amber but things went down south after the damsel admitted to having aborted the musician’s baby.

She admitted to it during an interview with Clouds FM. She claimed that it was a bad decision and she is feeling bad about it.

Noti flow is said to have been dating Nairobi D cast Colonel Mustapha but the two parted after Noti claimed that he was going out with a cougar something she could not stomach.

‘I aborted Prezzo’s child ‘ Amber Lulu confesses during an interview

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Maybe with the latest sweet message written to him, Prezzo might reconsider dating Noti Flow.

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‘I Can’t Sit Like A Lady, I Find My Legs On The Table’ Noti Flow Admits

Natalie Florence Kutoto aka Noti flow is a Kenyan female rapper and socialite. Of late she has had so much drama with ‘boyfriend issues’ from Mustafa to Prezzo. Then recently Amber Lulu claimed that Prezzo went to see her in Tanzania and they kinda have a fling. And Noti Flow had to ask her to back off her man.

Anyway, apart from all that drama, she posted her photo saying how she doesn’t like wearing skirts dresses and heels and here is the reason why;

Noti Flow

“As much as I try to be a girl the ni**h in me just won’t leave me alone 😳 That’s why I don’t prefer skirt / dress/ heels . I can’t sit like a lady for 5 minutes😭 I just find my legs on the table 😂”

‘Bi****s Should Keep Off My Man’ – Noti Flow Warns Ladies Thirsting Over Her Man

Noti Flow and Prezzo have been rumoured to be in a relationship for a while now, and the rumours kept swirling after they released a song together called Tupendane.

Well, from the look of things, it’s not a rumour no more as Noti recently shared a screenshot of their conversation when Prezzo went to Tanzania for business.

prezzo and noti flow

But that’s not what many think as it is claimed that he went to Tanzania to meet up with Amber Lulu, who has been rumoured to be eyeing Prezzo.

Noti Flow is not having all that talk, as she has come blazing hot to shut down the rumours.

Speaking to Pulse, she made it clear that Prezzo went to Tanzania to record collabos while shouting that women should keep off her man.

prezzo and amber lulu

You are talking about that bi*** calling herself Amber Rose. Who even calls herself Amber Rose when we all know that there can only be one Amber Rose. The truth is that Prezzo was not in Tanzania to see her but to record collabos with the likes of Fid Q and other hip hop guys. Besides, I know b****s keep on chasing him the way nig*** chase me and so I wouldn’t be shocked if she hits back and claims he was with her. Thing is, girls…bi****s should keep off my man as they know where his heart is,” she told Pulse.

When asked what makes her so sure that his heart is with her she said, “Because we have been together for a while and I understand how he thinks.”

She further explained that she is not declaring Prezzo as hers because all men are players and a man has to live his life.

noti flow

It is not like am trying to declare a territory because, hey, a man has to live his life. All nig**s are players and so I take a day at a time. I have been approaching this thing with precaution as sometimes what I hear is different from what he says. I told you (Pulse) some days ago that I am not looking for a mama’s boy but a king,” she stated.

Noti Flow was in a relationship with Colonel Mustafa, but later on called it quits after revealing that Mustafa was being kept by a sugar mummy and she found it gross for him to sleep with the mama and then sleep with her.

 

Noti Flow Finally Reveals She’s Dating Colonel Mustafa

Nairobi D stars Noti Flow and Colonel Mustafa have for the longest time been rumoured to be in a relationship. When asked about it, they constantly denied the allegations, saying they are just good friends who support each others music careers.

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Well that doesn’t seem to be the case anymore. Noti Flow took to social media to finally clear the air on what is going on between the two. She said they are in a relationship but decided to keep it private because of how social media can say hurtful things about them.

She said, We decided to keep our relationship off social media for a while since some of y’all are very good at saying some really hurtful shit good enough to break us up . Until we’re strong enough to face y’all, we will remain being very happy off social media 😆 Our lives are way easier like that.”

Noti Flow

Awhile back, she was interviewed by one of our writers and she revealed that she was not responsible for Mustafa’s break up with his then girlfriend.

At least she’s now cleared the air on the whole matter.

Noti Flow Drops A New Hit Song That Will Leave You Nodding Your Head

She has been the talk of the town ever since news broke out that she was pregnant for Mustafa, but she rubbished the news, terming them as plain rumours.

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Noti Flow whose real name is Natalie Florence is a Kenyan Musician-rapper and an actress who appears in the controversial reality show Nairobi Diaries that airs on K24. She clarified the rumors saying that it was not true and that she is not ready to have a kid rubbishing whatever Colonel said since they were rumored to have had a thing.

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Following the controversies that Noti has been into, one would understand her break from releasing songs to deal with such news, but now she is back with a bang.

Kamatia is the new song in town that the actress and rapper has just decided to come back with after a long break of dealing with personal issues and was just made available on youtube yesterday. The song is about holding on tight to what you have without letting it go.

Check out the video:

Here are the reactions from team Noti:

here for my queen first …comment 254 team let take him to international
That’s ma Bae.. Team Good Music she never Disappoint.. Hater wanakutambua mammy
Wow noti’s music is 😍😙🎖..sidhani kuna msee yeyote kenya anaweza compe na noti..#issawow #issahit Alafu swag khai i love evrythng in this vid its worth it🤗 hata ndio vizuri prezzo hakukam..mungu akujalie i hit

 

Random thoughts everyone has when watching Nairobi Diaries

Watching reality shows can be addictive and Kenyan reality shows are no different. Are you a Nairobi diaries fan? Last night our eyes were glued on k24 for Nairobi Diaries.

While the cast engaged in the usual beef, fans of the show were on social media, jotting down their thoughts. Find below random things everyone thinks when watching the girls do their thing.

 

 

‘Do I Look Pregnant?’ – Notiflow Responds To Claims That She Is Carrying Colonel Mustafa’s Child

The latest gossip in town is that Noti Flow could be expecting her first child with fellow Nairobi Diaries cast, Colonel Mustafa aka uncle Muss who she was recently rumored to be involved with.

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Noti Flow whose real name is Natalie Florence is a Kenyan Musician-rapper and an actress who appears in the controversial reality show Nairobi Diaries that airs on K24.

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The news was first disclosed by Mustafa himself in one of the episodes aired two nights ago.

However, Noti Flow has finally addressed the rumour and according to her, this is one of the most desperate moves Mustafa has pulled to draw attention to himself.

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Through her social media pages, Noti Flow said:

Do I look pregnant? 😎 N***a please. I mean I understand you desperately want my baby but going on TV to make allegations that I’m pregnant just so I can play along is so f****n wrong . I mean, I don’t even feel responsible enough for myself, how do I get a baby now?”

This she posted on her Instagram page telling young girls out there that “It’s not about how cute your baby is gonna be, it’s not about what the internet wants of you. Be responsible for yourselves. Know what you want and work towards it.”

Her followers also commented on the post saying that she did well by doing away with the rumours.