Luo Man Defies Baba And Votes! Dear Raila, What Is The Way Forward, Jatelo?

A Luo man who identifies himself as Samson Ogola has taken to social media to defy Baba.

This comes after the official leader of Kenyan opposition, Raila Odinga transformed National Super Alliance into a national resistance movement. In his last address to his supporters on Wednesday before today’s repeat presidential election.

“So what do we do tomorrow (today)? Do not participate in any way in the sham election. Convince your friends, neighbours, and everyone else not to participate. Instead, we advise Kenyans who value democracy and justice to hold vigils and prayers away from polling stations,” said Raila.

A file photo of NASA flag bearer Raila Odinga and President Uhuru Kenyatta.

But Facebooker Samson Ogola will have nothing to do with that. He has penned a letter to Raila Odinga asking his four pertinent questions.

He also defied his Baba’s proposal to NASA-rites not to vote.

Samson wrote, “Just exercised my democratic right to vote. Don’t just sit there, go out and vote. It’s your right and NO ONE CAN STOP YOU FROM VOTING!”

Here is Samson’s letter.

“Dear Hon. Raila Odinga,

I watched you turn NASA into a Resistance Movement (whatever that is) and I have no problem with that. In fact, you may call it Odinga Resistance Army…still it won’t bother me.

Baba, my reservations touch on the second part of your “earthshaking announcement” election eve announcement i.e boycotting products from government and Uhuruto supporters. Why? I’m glad you asked.

I, like thousands of Luos living Nairobi (your target audience)…

1. Live in a rental house owned by an Uhuruto supporter…Do I move out beginning tomorrow? If yes, where to?

2. Commute to and from work via Matatus (mostly owned by Okuyu). In the spirit of resisting Uhuruto and his supporters, do I start trekking from tomorrow or is the resistance going to provide Resistance Bus Services?

3. Is in the Juakali sector, where 70% of my clients are Uhuruto supporters. What should I do? Pack back to Nyanza or the resistance has enough clients to replace the ones I have.

4. Use household products and foods from companies and businesses owned by government and supporters of Uhuruto. What’s the way forward jatelo? Is milk from Luo Nyanza Creameries ready for shipping? What about the Luo Unga Group, is the flour ready for shipping to Nairobi? Sir, where will I get bread…tell me the Gor Mahia bread is still in circulation.

I could go on and my Supreme Leader, but for now…just answer the 4 questions. And thanks in advance.

Yours Truly,

Samson Ogola
Luo Living in Nairobi (Your Target Audience)”

People are amused by controversial lawyer PLO Lumumba’s public speaking skills

His English is making everyone question whether we went to school. Yawa! Have you heard him speak?

On Monday, August 28, all eyes and ears were on renowned lawyer and academician PLO Lumumba as he spoke before the Supreme Court.

Everyone was on the academician, as he spoke throwing heavy words that left some scrambling for a dictionary to keep up with his flow of thought.

Towards the end of his remarks before a packed court has led to him trending on social media, some questioning his political stand but others simply were astonished at the english.

Even the judges told him that he didn’t need to elaborate what he was saying.

Check out comments following his long statement.

 

Wachira Gitonga Karinga said: “The schizophrenic jurisprudence with which the petitioner trioxidated the submission is bi-gastrocnemius”~ PLO LUMUMBA

Not even Oxford advance Learners Dictionary can help here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Please read on for some popular PLO Lumumba quotes that will leave you questioning your language skills.

  • This is what he once said when teachers were on strike;

“The ongoing strike of teachers in Kenya is miasma of deprecated apotheosis of a hemorrhaging plutocracy cascading oozing into a malodorous excrense of mobocracy .With all termagent ossifying prodivities of kakistocracy Kenyatta’s’ knowledge centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankam”

  • here is another one

“In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosa. Let your conversational communications possess a compacted conciseness, a clarified comprehensibility, a coalescent cogency, and a concatenated consistency. Eschew obfuscation and all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune rabblement, and asinine affectations. Let your extemporaneous descanting and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and voracious vivacity without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolificacy, and vain vapid verbosity.

 

 

This CANDID photo of Raila Odinga cradling the late Chris Musando’s son will warm your heart

NASA leader Raila Odinga has won the hearts of many after photos of him paying a visit to the family of the late IEBC ICT manager Chris Musando emerged online.

Mr Odinga visited the wife and children yesterday, and paid a glowing tribute to the late Musando.

Raila said: ‘It’s an unbearable pain to his young family and a Kenyan tragedy’.

Kenyans thanked Raila for taking time out to visit the family. Here are the heart-warming photos as Mr Odinga cradles the youngest in the family.

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Embakasi East Aspirant Babu Owino Wows Kenyans After Sharing The Cutest Photo Of His Wife

It’s not everyday that politicians or those aspiring to be, share pictures of their spouses. Perhaps some don’t want us to intrude into their lives, or others are happy to show off their significant other, and let the world know it.

It also happens to be young politicians who allow us a peak into their lives, while the older leaders hardly share pictures.

Among Kenyan politicians who have let us into their private world is Ababu Namwamba, Isaac Mwaura, Johnson Sakaja, Steve Mbogo among others. The latest to show us his spouse is Embakasi East aspirant Babu Owino. The former controversial university students leader is gunning for the seat come this August on an ODM ticket.

He will be fighting it out with other contenders, and as part of his campaign effort he shared the cutest photo of his wife playing with children that caught the attention of Kenyans online.

The heart-warming photo has impressed many, especially those who have never seen his wife.

Check out her cute photo below;

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Some KOT expressed surprise at finding out he had a wife, while others shared happy thoughts.

Mathews Jumba beautiful wife…comrade. wish you a landslide win for her to be Hon. Fridah Ongili

TcrKumbe uko married bwana… wanted to give you ma siz… hahahahahahaha…

#LackOfKnowlege.. My Goodness, the guy is married??

Martin Mwangihehe, kumbe you are Married. Nice one.

Mfundi Mvundla‏ Babu…. Chezesha yeye mpaka kalongo.

 

Media Personality Caroline Mutoko Shuts Down Haters After Being Attacked Online For Emceeing At Uhuru Fundraiser

A selfie of President Uhuru, Deputy William Ruto , former Citizen TV host Julie Gichuru and Caroline Mutoko has got tongues wagging, prompting the two ladies to come out and defend themselves.
The photo was taken at the recently held Jubilee Party fundraising dinner at a local hotel where Julie and Caroline were said to have been the emcee’s for the function.
It is trending online and was also used on the front pages of local dailies, eliciting mixed reaction from online users with some expressing pleasure at the photo, while others criticized the two ladies.
The criticism has prompted the no-nonsense Caroline to speak up.
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Here’s what she said:
“If I was born of a scarcity mentality and I woke up on a Sunday to all that awesomeness on front page of Sunday Nation, and I wasn’t proud of it even me why lie I would be like that. I would get to social media and get nasty because how dare they and why those two, why us?  because we are awesome. Julie and I are great at what we do”.
“But I don’t think that is even in contention is it? What is truly in contention is one thing; how much did they get paid, isn’t it? That’s the only thing that’s bothering you isn’t it? Ok so let me tell you something. Having Julie as co-emcee for the friends of Jubilee fundraiser dinner was awesome. because we speak the same language”.
“We  didn’t get paid. It’s something we decided, nobody decided it for us. The only time we mentioned it publicly is at the dinner table and we clearly told the President we had forfeited our pay as a gift to him for his fundraiser”
The bold and charming Caroline goes on to dare her haters to pick up the Emceeing job for the upcoming NASA Party Campaign Fundraiser Dinner and even charge for it.
Nasa is about to have a fundraiser. I dare you, I dare you to try and charge them. They will be like Caroline and Julie don’t charge, who are you”. Then the bile will start all over again. Which goes to show you can’t please people. If we had been paid you would have been bitter and now that we haven’t been paid, some people are now saying that we spoilt it for them”.
In her You Tube Channel, Caroline adds
“Now that you know we didn’t get paid and that was the only thing bugging you, jealousy was destroying you, calm down, untangle your necklace swallow the bile in your throat before it kills you and get back to life”.