Jalang’o brags to Maina Kageni about getting his sisters dowry

They say Ujaluo ni gharama.

Kiss Fm presenter Jalang’o walked in to the Classic 105 looking all sorts of swaggerific and had to brag to Maina why he was looking so dapper.

Jalang’o dropped by to give Maina Kageni the great news that his sister Effie is getting married in a traditional ceremony which the comedian is looking forward to for a good reason.

‘He told Maina that

‘You know us Luos must go for a wedding in style. That is why I am dressed like this today.’

It turns out that Maina is a good friend of Jalango’s sister and promised to tell all about her after the wedding.

 

 


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This man is so happy today, Maina said while complimenting Jalas on his style.

Jalango took the compliment like a Luo does and bragged that

‘My sister Effie si getting married, so I’m dressed like this because I’m flying out (laughing) and I don’t want to be disturbed by Airport security. I’m flying out in a matter of minutes. I have the A seat number A 1 on the plane, hapo mbele nyuma ya dereva aki tetemeka tuna tekemeka, akienda sana namwambia rudisha chini,’

So who is the lucky man to take his sister?

Jalang’o said ‘we are dressed better than him ndio tuende kumweka pressure. We are going to pick the bahasha ya wanaume. I hope he is ready na hio bahasha ya wandugu as we call it in our tribe’

 

Congratulations to Effie from Classic 105.

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Things Kenyans wish you knew about being in an open marriage

The issue of open marriages was heavily debated on Classic with men saying they honestly believe their wives are faithful.

This sent Maina into fits of giggles as he disputed this theory,.

The conversation stems from the revelation that Will Smith’s wife Jada has been in a relationship with a young man, who said he was given permission to bed her.

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Maina was of the opinion that open marriages are happening in Kenya and shared a friends personal experience. He said

‘I know of someones wife whose boyfriend helps her husbands company with biashara’ Maina said which prompted Classics biggest fan Wakanai to call in and blast Maina and women ing eneral.

He said of open marriages’

Will Smith alishikwa na mtu mwengine sasa akaona hakuna haja ya kukosana so they agreed to an open marriage’

Here are more responses to the heated topic:

@IvynneCharity..
marriage will lose its meaning if you agree to board to this stupid thing ‘open marriage’

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@QueensCalvin..
We are living in a crazy world. Ethics went to the dogs. A marriage union should be respected

@jygerson..
The moment we run away from the original plan of what marriage is all about, the more we make things to be complicated and difficult for us. There is nothing like open marriage , all marriages should be Closed. @ItsMainaKageni

@QueensCalvin..
Men are naturally jealous. Many will never be comfortable with such an arrangement. Unfortunately, we apply Double standards. Its not a taboo for a man to date more than 1 woman. Society will harshly judge any woman doing such.

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@carolkungu3548..
Very few men in kenya will accept such an act….what Will smith did was his own exceptional wish……#MainaAndKingangi

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A female caller who is for open relationships riled men by saying ‘Here in Kenya I feel like men are so condescending. Its okay for them to have other women but when it comes to you its wrong.’ #MainaAndKingangi

@NjorogeDorcas3..
this can’t and will NEVER happen in Kenya,,,,wivu and moshenee we leave it to Kenyan men by now #MainaAndKingangi

@FelixxAgolaa..
Maina its better I be cheated on silently, but giving blessings to my competitor is something that can’t even cross my mind

@Kyallo_10..
Once you agree to open marriages it means there is no feelings left your just together because you’re married… Then just file for a divorce there’s no point of staying married in the first place

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Maina Kageni ruined a perfectly good proposal on air 

Maina Kageni is surely a hot cake waiting to be snatched up by Kenyan mafisilets.

He is rated among the most eligible bachelors, and one woman on Friday February 21, saw it fit to tell him she is considering being his wife and baby mama.

She was so confident she can trick Maina into marrying her by saying

 kwanza you Maina, you are always taking trips bragging about your money. Do you know I will show you how to spend your money. Mwalimu Kingangi, let’s plan this we see how I can trap him (Kageni). I can kimbiza him apate jasho, because Maina has zubaad, Maina you need two kids to kimbiza you, to laugh like you,

Co host Mwalimu encouraged her saying he will help plan how the two can marry. He said

I can’t wait for a woman to show up at the office with your kids at the reception. I will be so happy we will put a billboard,’

The discussion arose from a morning conversation where Kenyan men were accusing women of using the Children’s court to revenge.

Many men said they felt courts favour women in their child upkeep judgments, when the woman called in to give her opinion.

Maina however turned down her marriage idea saying

‘Who me? Issa lie, never ever, you’re all mad’ was his reaction

Who knew Maina was this scared of marriage?

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‘It’s like buying land without a title deed’ Men on dating single mum’s of boys

 

Men avoid single mum’s raising boys, according to confessions made on Classic 105 Tuesday February 18.

The reasons range from not wanting the boy to inherit property, to him going to look for his biological parent later in life, to mwanaume proper hawezi excuses.

Maina’s morning conversation was on why a majority of men don’t like dating and marrying singe mums of boys, and the responses were swift.

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‘Why would I raise another mans son only for him to go look for his real father later in life?’ was one reason a man gave for avoiding single mum’s of boys.

Another said ‘dating mums of boys is like ‘buying land without a title deed, adding’ who does that?’

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Another added ‘Do you know he can even kill you when you argue with his mother?’ 

Maina how would you feel driving and maintaining a car you can’t drive? Another wrote on Twitter.

Maina wanted to know where this insecurity is coming from.

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A man said ‘its genetically wired in all male species, look at Lions for instance it’s just insecurity.’

Another man also called in with an analogy that ‘Who ever said that water in a toilet cant cook tea? We grew up knowing that and the same way we have learnt that if you marry a single mum of boys is trouble.’

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Dear single mums, how does it make you feel to hear this asked Maina.

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Maina Kageni defends Huddah and Vera Sidika from trolls

 

Huddah Monroe and Vera Sidika are undoubtedly living the glam life online, and are the envy of many.

Girls want to be like them, and the guys, well…they just want to hit it.

They are also subject to online trolls slam them for a life that seems to be funded by ‘sponsors’ (their words not mine).

Huddah posing in white
Huddah posing in white

The extent of the online trolling they receive has been noticed by Maina Kageni.

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Maina is taking on trolls saying

do you even know what they do for a living? why do people call them names,verasidikainreddress

 

Vera and Huddah have earned a huge following posting photos wearing designer items, and somehow some of the fans provoke them into responding to all sorts of online abuse.

The two are shamed for their lifestyle which Maina says is no excuse for bullying

Must you assume that there is someone paying for their lifestyle?

Trolls and haters are an unfortunate fact of life on the Internet.

Other celebrities who are constantly forced to defend themselves are Anerlisa Muigai, Akothee, Dj Pierra Makena among others.

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Is there a problem with parenting today asks Maina Kageni

“Male teens need a dad to be the anchor that stabilizes their youth as they are pulled in every direction.” was the resounding theme on Classic 105, as hosts Maina Kageni and Mwalimu Kingangi debated the topic of absentee dads.

This follows a third video shared online of a Kenyan boy spilling all sorts of vitriol. No, we will not share the clip here, search for it online using the hashtag #consolata.

The idea that there may be a parenting issue in Kenya was discussed on Classic 105.

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Mwalimu sought to know from listeners, who the father figure is, in households where single mums are raising male teens.

He also gave his take saying

‘They were chased away by the women, and alot of men want to come back in their lives but the doors are ‘locked’.

 

He added

most men were chased away and are not allow to see their children

Mwalimu went on to suggest that women are sacrificing their families for careers, something that Maina quickly responded to

so should ladies sacrifice more? Where are the fathers of these children? You know your boy is 11 or 12 and doesn’t it worry you that he is growing up without a mentor?

Where are you guys, why are you blaming single mothers, where are the fathers to these boys?

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Mwalimu noted that the best way to resolve teen problems is

They (fathers) need to be recalled, you know that’s a very critical age for boys between 11- 16 years

Where do you think the problem lies? Drop your comments below.

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‘I touched something very cold’ Man whispers to Maina about a leg

 

A man who ignored the advice about not letting social media fool you is regretting it.

His fascinating story begins on Facebook where he said

I dated a chick kwa facebook and I told her I want to know more about you. She said we meet for a date in town.

It all seems innocent right? Wrong!!

The man met the girl and was blown away by her beauty. The two Facebook friends met and after the ‘nice date’ they moved to a lodging for some good time.

So after meeting, I saw she was physically disabled and didn’t tell me that, so when I met her face to face I was taken aback. We went to the room, and she told me to switch of the lights and we started romancing

Maina wasn’t impressed and shouted back ‘Yani, the first time you met her, you took her to a lodging, oh my God what is this?

‘First of all. never take a woman to bed on the first date’ Maina Kageni interjected before the sorrowful man went on with his story about being completely blindsided on social media.

The man was not ashamed one bit and repeated ‘Yes I took her to the room, kwani’

He goes on to add

I touched her then I felt something cold like air, I panicked and asked myself is that real, I felt metal (machuma) I was scared to death. She told me she didn’t have one leg, I was scared I asked her are you a human being, let me tell you Maina I was in shock, so Facebook is all about lies

 

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