10 things you must know before getting a boob job like Vera

Kenyan socialite has revealed in a youtube interview that she spent Sh2million to get a boob job.

The curvy socialite has always been pretty open about wanting to fix her body, and I guess having money helps.

“I wasn’t proportional…I used to be thick but not proportional so I just decided to be proportional and added mu Boobs and I at least don’t wear bras anymore…. It costed me $20000 (Sh.2 million). I got it done in Beverly Hills. They are actually good…. Because they don’t interfere with your breasts as you can still breastfeed. The Breast has like a ka-pocket that is empty, so they normally put the implant in that pocket, so it doesn’t interfere with anything in your breasts” Vera Sidika told Jalas

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So dear sistas, if you have some cash to blow and want to enhance your assets here are ten things you must know:

  1. Vera said she went to the best doctor. So according to her research not all “plastic surgeons” are board-certified. Don’t rush the process and sift through their credentials with a fine tooth comb, to find one you feel comfortable with.

2. You might temporarily lose feeling in your nipples
don’t let this freak you out because the nerves in your nipples can get stretched and might be stunned for a few weeks after surgery..

3. Breast augmentations or reductions could affect your ability to breastfeed
Vera insists this won’t happen to her. If the incision is near the nipple as the milk ducts and glands will be affected. Therefor a a qualified doctor will do a good job.

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With a reduction, you’re more likely to be removing areas of the breast that produce milk. Vera denies this saying she can still breastfeed. Let’s wait for her to give birth.

4.If you want it done in the USA , it will cost you from $3,947
This average total, according to the 2019 statistics from the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, is based on the surgeon’s fee only and does not include the cost of anesthesia, facilities, and materials (stitches, bandages, drapes, etc.). The price will also depend on your doctor, patient needs, and the surgery location.

5. Ask yourself some psychological questions like, how much does my look bother me, can I handle taking time off from work and my family, plus the risks you are exposing yourself to.

6. Hey mama’s you don’t have to wait until after you have kids, which could be decades when spacing
In between kids, you can get a boob job done. It’s a total myth that oen must wait until amemaliza kuzaa.

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7. You’ll need someone to help you in the days after surgery
If you are doing it abroad, it’s even more tricky as either you travel with a family memeber to help you or you pay up many dollars to get help in the country. You are going to be sore and with all the meds to reduce pain, one needs company.

8. What you see when you wake up isn’t what you end up with
Right after your surgery you’re going to have swelling and bruising, tht might shock you,but all tis will heal in time. it may take about 4 to 6 weeks, and thats where a helper comes in in point 7 above.

9. Don’t be fooled by pictures posted on social media

Things online look easy, cute and not a big deal. Just look at Doctor Miamis profile. Also investigate your doctor’s social media presence.

10. There are different types of procedures. Which do you want, and why?

All the best mys Kweens.

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‘Prefer the curvy you’ Millicent Omango told as she showcases weight loss


Bootylicious MP Millicent Omanga has embarked on a weight loss process that she says will make men wonder if ‘watawezana’ (Translated in English it means can you handle?)

Most of her fans on her social media are begging her to stop losing weight as they like her just the way she is.

Omanga’s curvy derriere has been the subject of many mens thirsty comments and even her sister has been drawn into discussions about just how ‘wamebeba’.

Millicent bared her progress in two photos captioning the journey to weight loss


Glad am now able to do 100 continuous sit ups in a speed of 2 minutes Smiling face with smiling eyes. Utawezana?

My next challenge; 10KM run in 60 minutes Flexed biceps #MamaMIRADI


Here are some rules for weight loss that everyone should know:

Burn more calories than you eat or drink.

Eat more veggies, fruits, whole grains, fish, beans, and low-fat or fat-free dairy; and keep meat and poultry lean.

Limit empty calories, like sugars and foods with little or no nutritional value.

Her fans responded begging her to reconsider shedding weight:
Hayo matako yakipungua hata hutapendeza

videos pia tuone ama weka adidas apps ituambie umetoboa

No planned pain means more unplanned for pain. Insure your health. Practice more and play more sports. Good day.

Pace setting…hiyo 10 km in 60 minutes ntawezana, sit ups nazo zii

Heri wewe. Mimi kitambi tuko mabro

Please don’t reduce I like keeping your fotos of a smart curvy woman.remai with the shape please I love it.a woman must be huge n yummy Face with tears of joyThumbs up

Kuja Iten EMC tukimbie mhesh

60 minutes kwani unakuja EldoretFace with tears of joyFace with tears of joy

Unakimbia kwa ndoto amaFace with tears of joyFace with tears of joyFace with tears of joyFace with tears of joy Anyway all the best

Usiende Jim saana uniharibie Mali,,iko sawa hivo

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24 things people say to justify making mistakes/ bad decisions


Has a friend, family member ever raised an eyebrow at some SHADY move you are about to make?

Plus when you are about to make a bad decision, what’s the most likely statement you will make? Did I hear something close to ‘ Sh*t happens’?

Yup, that one.

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Sometimes deep down, we’re aware that the choice we’re about to make isn’t the best decision. Yet, rather than stop it, we come up with the flimsiest statements to justify what we’re about to do.

Talk about digging your hole deeper. Here are 24 phrases we use to justify our mistakes

1. “Welp, might as well”

This is an all time favorite of some of my friends who end up saying  “F**k it”

2. If I die,I die.

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3. “Oh well, it is what it issss”
4. “Oh well, at least I’m not murdering anyone”
5. “I’m here for a good time not a long time”
6. What’s the worst that could
7. “if you don’t do it, someone else will get it done”

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8. Well sh*t… let’s go
9. Yolo
10. My time is now not tomorrow
11. I was born one day, I’ll die another Face with tears of joy
12. Life is for the living
13 If I die, I die
14. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger
15. Who wants to live forever? and
What’s the worst that could happen?
16. “god please forgive me for this” 
17. “I mean, why not?”
18. “We’re all gonna die anyways”
19. “It is what it is”

“There’s only one way to find out”
20. I’ll get paid again.
21. “You only get one life”

“If it’s meant to be.. “

“God, Protect me”
22. “I’m allowed to make stupid decisions!

The excuse here is that one doesn’t have to be perfect.”
23. ‘So what?’

this really works
24. “who gone say sum? nobody”

The argument here is that “its my life” or worse that “if it goes down south that’s fine too”


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Mans useful tip for catching women giving out fake phone numbers 


Hesitating to give out our phone numbers is something women face everyday. Literally.

We fight with whether to give him our real number or just create a fake number to move things along.

But I want to know one thing, why don’t men take the hint and leave women alone? Or does a man got to do what a man got to do?

A man @_gyesi who got a phone number and made that brave call, was shocked to learn it wasn’t her real number. But in hindsight, his Tweet sounds like a joke.

He tweeted his plea to women who think they are smart by giving fellas a fake number.

Ladies if we request your number and you don’t feel comfortable giving it out, please tell us and we will understand. Stop putting numbers together. I just called a mortuary man

phone text

Here is the smartest way to find out if the number is fake according to one man ‘Read it back to them incorrectly. See if they correct you.’

Even Classic 105’s Mike Mondo tackled the topic on Wednesday afternoon asking listeners to give their thoughts on the same. He wrote on Twitter handle that

Ladies, stop this habit of giving men false phone numbers. Just say you are not interested!

@ciiramaina replied with her own take on the matter.
How about those who will always insist even after her refusal? Some even getting your Number through ua friend. #MikeAndTerry

@Christine kimani..said
What if they keep on insisting? Mpe atosheke, kwani iko nini #MikeAndTerry

@Stephen Mwaniki..
#mikeandterry I prefer hao wanapeana wrong number to these other daughters of Jezebel who gives you their number lakini utaishi ukijiongelesha kwa watsup…

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A proud husband and his four curvy wives ignites polygamy debate

A man and his four healthy wives are trending online.

Netizens have widely shared the picture and are in awe of his polygamous nature.

The husband to the curvy goddesses can be seen sitting on a chair surrounded by the minji minji wives. Proudly I might add.

While some were praising thick thigh and big booty plus cute little side rolls, others provided advice for people looking at the picture.

Fat women huwa hawasumbui, slim ones ndo kisirani imejaa, plus this body FireFire pu**y

msupa wa tequila rose..
First wives wote lazima wakuwe wamekata nywele
Anyways I hope he rich rich riiiiiiiich

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Huyu alikua anataka 16 wives akaona achukue tu wanne wenye wako na miraba minne kusave time

Man’s has a type Face with tears of joy

The question is not why but why not ??

And some men cant even keep two without hiding one,we understand they are wired that way of wanting more than one…..so why the pretense

Why should we hid? We make them know each other and become friends.!
Kuomoka is the motive
Portfolio hedging. Investing in similar industries.

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Doesn’t make sense…why does he have a collection of Samsung? They all look the same

That’s called satisfaction mangi..
He can handle them

Inaonekana hapa style ni moja ya missionary…hawa hazungishwizungushwi

The Success of a man is measured by the weight of his wives.
Amewatunza vyema; tena hawana stress.

Others can’t help but tease him for his attraction to the thicker side. What is wrong with having a specific standard?

It’s awesome to see all the love being shown to the curvy girls and women out there who often feel so ignored and even shamed by society.

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Dis You? Man leaves people in hysterics with bizarre shoes



Someone on Twitter blessed the world with pictures of the most outlandish and outrageous shoes ever seen on man.

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No one seems to have an answer who this man is, and even his shoes have puzzled many. What we all know for sure is that his mode of a truck is dope and has even caught the attention of a a vehicle manufacturer.

man with bizarre shoes 2

As soon as the photo was shared, other Twitter users started describing the unusual shoes in the most hilarious way.

Gandia’s accomplice..
Please explain the shoes

Maybe it’s a Toolbox, mos this guy is creative

@Seema8803Erens..1.5m corona shoes

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Massamba ErmafFlag of Congo..
Ok chief we understand the creative part… Now tag him to come and explain to us about the shoes plz we’re confused

You can’t ignore the talent specially on the shoes

man with bizarre shoes 1
they must be a story behind this shoes

Forget about the shoe will get the story later. Focus on the truck

The truck is dope but wsup with dem shoes

This must be Moses’s shoes from the bible

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Before i comment about the truck.. My eyes are stuck on his shoes what is that? I’m sure he made them too i can’t help to wonder if they aren’t heavy

I ddnt even notice the truck im looking at the shoes

He must have engineered those shoes too

The truck is impressive. Good job. But the shoes…

The truck is beautiful but what’s with the shoes???

Those shoes look like they know all the shortcuts

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‘I can’t win’ Maureen Waititu hits back at critics for bikini picture


First of all, yass ma’am, baaaaawdy!!!

Maureen Waititu seems to be bringing even more criticism than than she faces already.

The youtuber opened up about the double standard of facing criticism for a “tame” bikini photo shared during her vacay.

Maureen is hitting back at bodyshamers after sharing a stunning picture in a bikini at the coast where she vacationing.

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See the full picture here. because Google will flag us. She captioned it

Bay Watch? Mommy Watch? Queen Watch?
All of the the above! Oh yeah, jiggly tummy won’t stop mama from slaying

But because she is a celebrity and being endlessly trolled is part of their lives, bodyshamers went all in and their nasty comments got to her. She responded wittily below


Society: Be yourself Society: No, Not like that!

 Uploaded this on IG and I got people in my DMs preaching and telling me that apparently mums shouldn’t wear bikinis at the beach
Maureen Waititu August 17th, 2020

Lett the mother of two be.

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10 types of toxic people in your life you should be careful about

It’s already stressful trying to live in these times of covid, without having to add toxic people onto the list of things you have to put up with.

If you have these type of people in your life, you need to kick them to the curb and live your best life.

Here’s how to identify those types of people:

1. The Moshene ones
Talk about adding salt to sugar. These types of people are insecure and use their tongue to twist facts and distort information. They want to be accepted by others and so they gossip to seek attention. They are a cancer you cannot heal.

2. The Pretentious ones
These types only act as friends on their terms, anything else they won’t accept. When you need their help they won’t be available, but expect you to drop everything for them. d on; rather, you have to recognize their pretentious traits and establish boundaries within such relationships.

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3. The Egotist
Being around an arrogant person who doesn’t treat you with respect and instead chooses to harass or worse intimidate you is someone you need to get rid of.

4. The Envious
Jealous is another cancer that cannot be cured. These type of people are never really happy for any successful move you make and will talk about you behind your back. No amount of inclusion in your life will make them appreciate or respect you. Kick them to the curb.


5. The Victim
The victims never accept responsibility. They are great at pointing their fingers at others and never accepting that they have made a mistake.

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6. The backward type
These types have a way of distorting your progress and dragging you backwards to old habits. They believe in being stagnant and want you to be the same person you were.

7. The Judgmental ones
Nothing is ever good enough for this type of person and won’t listen to you. The disdain they emit will ruin your happiness.


8. The Parasite
Just like the word suggest, they stick on you, suck the life out of you and at the end of the day they get what they want, but you are left feeling like an empty shell of your former self.

9. The Control freak
This type wants things to go their way or its the highway. They play mind game son you, deceive you to achieve their end game.

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10. The Liar
Toxic people who are endemic liars destroy you in order for them to grow. They won’t support you and you can forget honesty from them.

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7 Things you have to put up with if your partner is a gym freak

Fitness is important in dating and relationships no doubt.

So I’m curious and need some answers real quick! For the not so fit girls who’ve dated really fit gentlemen, how did it make you feel?! Did it last? Did it motivate you to get in better shape? For those for whom it didn’t work out, did it make you pickier for the next guy?

So before dating mr or miss fitness, here’s what you need to know about what dating them is like:
1. Protein shakesvegetable-juice
2. No more lazy Sundays for netflix and chill
3. Kiss goodbye to all your favorite fatty foodsapple-or-burger
4, Counting calories will be a thing, but on the flip side you could also inspire him to occasionally relax and have a Gin and Tonic.
5. An early start to your day every day
6. Constant social media updates about his/her progress

Bill Kasandas inspiring photos
Bill in the gym

7. Jealousy arising from other girls admiring him: Be sure paranoia sets in if the attention he might attract at the gym will drive you insane.


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Be gone bad skin: Here’s a DIY tumeric and honey face mask to try


If you are an addict of video app Tik Tok, you must have noticed all the must try DIY masks women are sharing.

One that has taken my interest is the Tumeric and honey face mask that appears to be a favorite of Somali and Indian women.

But why tumeric? is a spice used in Indian food and in healing that promote glowing, healthy, fresh skin.

heal wounds
prevent breakouts (and lessen active ones)
fight eczema and psoriasis
reduce acne scarring
brighten dark circles
bring out your natural glowturmeric-masks-for-acne-and-pimples-1


1 tablespoon tumeric (any brand will do)
1 tablespoon milk
1 teaspoon organic honey



Mix 1 tablespoon raw honey with 1 teaspoon turmeric powder.
Add a few drops of lemon juice if desired.
Mix into a thick paste and apply to skin.
Rinse with warm water after 10 to 15 minutes.

Pat your face gently dry.

Repeat this once every two weeks for the best results.

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Look what I found! Baby born holding mothers contraceptive


A baby born in Vietnam has amazed the world after he was photographed holding onto his mothers IUD.

The new born’s mother is a  34-year-old Vietnamese mom who was equaly surprised at the turn of events because she thought she was secure having used an IUD to protect against pregnancy.

According to VN Express, the coil came out at the same time as the baby, but separately. It was only after the baby was born that he grabbed onto it.

Doctors were also amused at the photos and shared through Hai Phong International Hospital social media. The Facebook pictures have gone viral, showing the baby with his eyes shut while holding the IUD.

After delivery, I thought him holding the device was interesting, so I took a picture. I never thought it would receive so much attention,” said obstetrician Tran Viet Phuong.

People were amused to read about the story and quickly responded with witty comments.

Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing Those sperms were fighters, hit the coil till it slipped
“Look what I found, Mommy.”@Vegetablething..
Wait, what? The coil came out with the baby, at the same time?

The IUD came out at the same time as the baby, but separately – it was only after being born that the infant grabbed the coil.

I’d be so pissed!

Girls, what scares you most about contraceptives?

Share your comments below.

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Celebrities who’ve spoken out about not wanting children

The truth is some women are just not interested in motherhood.  Not every woman with a uterus desires a baby and that is something that society will just have to wrap their heads around.

1. Oprah

She once said in an interview that “I never had children, never even thought I would have children. Now I have 152 daughters; expecting 75 more next year. That is some type of gestation period, the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy, 2007.

Kenyan celebrity couples who have children from previous relationships (photos)

2.Miley Cyrus

In an interview with ELLE US in July 2019, Miley admitted that current state of climate change has affected her stance on having children. “We’ve been doing the same thing to the earth that we do to women,” she said in the interview. “We just take and take and expect it to keep producing. And it’s exhausted. It can’t produce. We’re getting handed a piece-of-shit planet, and I refuse to hand that down to my child. Until I feel like my kid would live on an earth with fish in the water, I’m not bringing in another person to deal with that.”
3. Blackish actress Tracee Ellis Ross

She plays a mum of three in the reality show, but in real life things are different. She confessed her feelings in a Times interview in 2018 that

“I’m constantly asking myself questions, reminding myself, ‘Are you making that decision for you or someone else?’ The husband and the babies are the expectation of what’s supposed to happen at a certain point, and people fall back on, ‘Well, that’s the point of the human species, procreation.’ And I’m, like, ‘I think there are a lot of babies, isn’t that part of what’s going wrong, there’s too many?’ Some people could be working on the world being a better place, or just being happy.”

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4. Actress Jennifer Aniston

She divorced her second husband Justin Theroux, and has no children. The former Friends TV star said in the Today show in 2014 that

“I don’t have this sort of checklist of things that have to be done and if they’re not checked then I’ve failed some part of my feminism or my being a woman or my worth or my value as a woman… Y’know, I’ve birthed a lot of things. I feel like I’ve mothered many things. And I don’t think it’s fair to put that pressure on people.”

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5 successful CEO’s who practice yoga


Yoga is an ancient practice with origins stretching back thousands of years in India. It is designed to help achieve a more positive outlook on life and a focused, permanent sense of serenity and peace. The word ‘yoga’ itself means ‘union’ and ‘union with the divine’.

There are multiple reasons for doing yoga that include;

  • Improves muscle tone, flexibility, strength and stamina
  • Reduces stress and tension
  • Boosts self esteem
  • Improves concentration and creativity
  • Lowers fat
  • Improves circulation
  • Stimulates the immune system
  • Creates sense of well being and calm

Many successful CEOs who practice yoga to bring out their best ontinue to urge the public to do this spiritual practice.

Here is a list of those who do

Russell Simmons, Co-Founder Def Jam, Founder Phat Farm..Rap mogul and Def Jam co-founder has a website dedicated to Yoga.Simmons discovered yoga by accident 23 years ago. In a move that would later change his life, Simmons went to Steve Ross’s studio, a monk turned yoga teacher who “played hip-hop and never talked too much about scripture.”“I went there because of girls, and loud rap music,” Simmons explained. One of only two men in a group of 60 women, Simmons figured his chances to meet someone were pretty high, however, the entrepreneur got a lot more from the class than just a date. Until he was 30, Simmons was a heavy drug user and he described feeling “high as hell” coming out of the studio. “I found a new high, presence and awareness. And it was amazing,” Simmons remembered.russell simmons

Sergey Brin, Co-Founder, GOOGLE, Inc..While at Stanford, he tried out a variety of different sports, including in-line skating, skiing, gymnastics, and trapeze. He spent so much time on his various physical activities that his father once asked him if he had chosen any advanced courses of study. There have been plenty of stories of him arriving to meetings in rollerblades, and his go-to outfit appears to be workout clothes and Vibram FiveFingers barefoot shoes. He sometimes walks around on his hands, just for fun.segey brin

Jeff Weiner, CEO of LinkedIn..Jeff Weiner, the charismatic CEO of the enormously popular and fast-growing social network LinkedIn, has called compassion the first rule of management. Where did he learn that? From the Dalai Lama.jeff weiner

Oprah Winfrey, Media Proprietor, Actress, and Philanthropist..Oprah once explained that “Meditation is about getting still enough to know the difference between the voice and you. It’s a heightened state of being that lets whatever you’re doing be your best life, from moment to astonishing moment.”oprah

Indian Prime Minister Modi..He always strikes a pose during the International yoga day every June.


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The 21 funniest names saved on peoples phones


Do you give people fun contact names on your phone?

Ladies are known to save people they encounter wit the funniest names. From Mike was Nyama to Davy wa Tusker, here is a list we spotted circulating online.



1. @afosewa..
Cockroach, Bike

2. @Loyaltyyy_____..
Do not reply

3. @Kunta_Hendrix..
Bomboclat 😄

cuc laughing

4. @SizzlleBodyGirl..
Never Gonna Happen 😂

5. @AdedotunIfeolu3..

6. @P_Odjugo..
Fool dnt pick

7. @khul_dan..

8. @Mide_caesar..
Don’t call back


9. @KingJudeIII..
Mad Miriam
Mayor of ikorodu🇳🇬

10. @Mayor_ikdu..

11. @ayoblog..
Baby rat

12. @Reys_Reina..

13. @lerat0_..
Wrong number, cute voice doe


14. @homa_kenneth..
Never pickup
God’s Errand Boy

15. @CarthyMister..
Jennifer-Borrow money

16. @Zhulaykha3..
Data consumer😅

17. @Miimzz___..
Baby elephant


18. @That_black_mua..
Next door

19. @teebliz_…

20. @iamChiefStan..
saved my side chicks number as “Bus Pilot”

21. @premebiell…
Weird flexer


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I JUST CANNOT! Hobby listed on CV goes viral


Have you ever sat staring at your CV, scratching your head stressed out about whether your extracurricular hobby should be included in the resume or not? This person certainly didn’t.

A snapshot of the CV showing the hobby was shared online and received thousands of likes from amused netizens.

While most people are listing how they are volunteering, or are food enthusiasts, one genius decided to add how being a bedroom bully is a hobby they enjoy.

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This particular hobby does not look great on your CV but for arguments sake let’s look at what this person decided as a good thing to do.

Unless the job you’re interviewing for involves taking your clothes off, anything containing adult content is better off kept as your personal business that only bae needs to know about.

Here are a few reactions from Kenyans tickled by the hobby:

Depends with the job being applied

Really now? Making love❤ is a hobby that should be added in the CV

Hio ni skill muhimu si hobby

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14 slang words every mum in her 40’s/50’s needs to know

Do you ever sit near teens and listen to their stories and not have an idea what they are talking about? I mean they could be planning a take over and have fun knowing you have no clue.

 Most teens are able to hold secret conversations because parents have no idea what they’re talking about.

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It’s important to educate yourself about common teen slang so you can be aware of the conversations your teen is having both online and in-person.

So dead mum’s in your 40’s and 50’s, here are slang words used by your teens and others that you need to know.

Shawwry: This means young girl. Perhaps you have heard your teen son use the word shawty/shawrry and have been wondering why he sounds like he is slurrying? He is referring to his main girl or potential interest.

Snatched – Looks good

Lit – Amazing

GOAT – Greatest of all time

Salty – Bitter

TBH – To be honest

Thirsty – Trying to get attention

Bruh – Same as “bro”

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Curve – Romantic rejection

Hater or h8er – Someone who hates everything, even their friends

Chillaxin – Chillin’ and relaxing.

Throw Shade – Give someone a dirty look

Smash – Casual s3x

Turnt Up – To be high or drunk

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The crazy and bizarre traditions associated with Kenyans

The moment you realize how many of these bizarre traditions Kenya has, you will realize why Kenya is not only unique, its also full of weird traditions .

Having 42 tribes in Kenya, it also means that cultures between the tribes are different and we will tell you why.

Here are some of the bizarre cultures Kenya has.

1. Communities that kill twins

In the past, some communities would dump twins or triplets in the forest or immediately kill them .

This was because bearing of twins was considered evil and the mother would then be made to attend a cleansing ritual to put out the evil.

In some communities in Kenya still practice this away from the hawk eye whereby they still believe that first born twins or more children for that matter are an omen.

In addition to this, children whoa re also born already having teeth, those  born with their feet first, children born with both the female and male private parts and boys born with one testicle are also  considered as bad omen.

2. Wife Inheritance

This is a tradition that has been there among some communities in Kenya.

Women are usually forced to remarry to the family of the deceased. In many cases it is the brother of the deceased who inherits the widow and provides for her.

This is a tradition that is not common to the rest of the world.

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 3. Sleeping with dead bodies before funeral

Have you ever heard that in the past, customs required widows in the community to sleep in the same room with their dead husbands before burial?

Well, reportedly, this was part of a cleansing ritual to purify such women in readiness for inheritance.

These are some of the old customs that may have been put aside but old habits die hard as you might find some of these habits continue to happen in the rural most remote areas in some of these communities.

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 4. Night running

The nocturnal practice of running around communities is carried out across Kenya’s Western region.

The main purpose of night running or what the night runners do is , run naked and terrify people.

Night runners in Kenya term it as a sport.

5. Death in the forest

In nomadic communities, the sick or aged were not allowed to die in the home.

Instead, they were removed and taken into the forest, hillside or lay abandoned by the river.

A certain belief in a future life is indicated by burial of a calabash of milk beside the corpse and by the fact that the name of the departed is never mentioned lest the spirit should regard it as a call and come back.

This may be a tradition that still continues to happen with these communities.


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