Girls, do you expect men to refund money after a breakup Mike Mondo asks

 

Whats happens to property after a divorce or breakup?

This is the challenge facing one Kenyan woman who is demanding that her Masai husband refund everything she bought while they were in a relationship.

The woman called in to Classic 105, listing to Mike Mondo and Mwalimu the items she bought and her demands.

She angrily recounted

Their home they didn’t even have a toilet. He is a Masai guy so I had to build a toilet for the family. I built a mansion for the family but it is only remaining the finishing. I built two more houses that we were living.

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I built a gate of 35k. I bought a probox to be doing transport then we had to sell it coz the driver had some issues. I found a condom in his clothes. I asked him about it and he said maybe it came with the jacket. So I walked away,

I want everything back.

This did not sit well with Mwalimu Kingangi who blasted the woman.

Why do they have to revisit these things ? Why mpaka urudishiwe pesa ya gate, si imeisha why is it so hard to walk away umetenda meme nenda zako.

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Those are petty issues. Si imeisha? Pata potea. Wewe ndio ulienda.the funny thing is women dont forget even the little thing you bought for them?

Mike opened up the debate asking : Do you expect men to reimburse you for the things you did for them when you leave?

A male listener differed with her recounting his experience in the hands of a woman who used him

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Ati refund? Never it can’t happen. On this earth tenda mema nenda zako. I have also done for someone something. I bought for her a bag, and she told me I give her money for her hair and after she said ahsante and walked away. I was satisfied and went to my home. The world is like that tenda meme nenda zako.

A female caller said

I have been used by a man. If you live with a man my advice is don’t even give him a shilling. For what? So that you can find him with another woman? Men are mafisi. Kenyan men should not be helped out financially. My fellow ladies, please, please don’t give nay man nay money. Instead open an account and his the money there.

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Lanes please! This is what Mwalimu King’ang’i wants from Maina Kageni for his birthday

Mwalimu King’ang’i has turned a year older today.

Together with Maina Kageni, they blaze our morning with their breakfast show on Classic 105.

This morning, Maina had a surprise up his sleeve for Mwalimu’s birthday.

Mwalimu was amazed when Maina welcomed him warmly in the studio with a birthday song. Just listen to Maina’s melodious voice that you’ve never heard before.

 

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Happy birthday Mwalimu, Maina said.

Then he sang happy birthday song to him.

Maina Kageni then asked Mwalimu,

“What do you want for your birthday?”

Mwalimu jokingly responded;

“Ile gari yako niliota kama umeniachia, sijui kama ni ndoto? Mara nikaacha kama umenipeleka statehouse kwa president.”

Maina went on and asked him, “be realistic and tell me what you want because I need to make it happen.”

King’ang’i responded;

“Niachie hiyo gari hahaha tutatafuta kitu ya kufanya but cha muhimu ni uhai.”

Maina went on to remind him that his birthday is always during exams

“No wonder you are a Mwalimu,”… Maina concluded.

Listen to Maina Kageni sing happy birthday to Mwalimu;

 

 

 

Mwalimu Kingangi’s reaction after learning KICC was built in the shape of a donkey’s ‘msolokombo’

KICC was designed to ape a donkey’s private parts, according to revelations made by David Mutiso, the man behind the architecture of the structure.

The man has left many in shock given that the building is a land mark in Nairobi and millions of people have taken photos depicting them sitting or touching the roof top of KICC.

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Mwalimu’s reaction has left Maina Kageni in stitches after loudly wondering what people who were photographed sitting or touching the top of KICC will do with the photos now that it is in the open that the building is built to ape a donkey’s lipunda.

The 45-year-old structure was built in the 60’s a a cost of Sh 80 million.

Listen to the audio below

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What makes parents kick their kids out Maina Kageni asks (AUDIO)

A woman called in to the Classic 105 studios, recounting her anger at being chased away by her parents with a three-month-old baby.

The angry woman revealed she was just 23-years-old, when her ‘heartless’ parents kicked her out and yet she had not healed from the wounds of the C-section. She was chased away when it was raining heavily.

‘Maina some parents are just heartless, nilifungiwa nyumba, wakaniambia hatuna pesa sort yourself out, niko na mtoto amcnga sijapona kidonda, some parents are heartless, she narrated

It was raining and I was calling my parents ati hawana pesa. There are some arents who are heartless, she repeated.

How can it get there?

Mwalimu was not convinced by her story, and demanded she come clean on the matter. He insisted parents also get tired to the extent where they chase away their child.

He says there is a story behind her explanation. He adds that by the time parents chase away their child, there have been events leading up to this drastic action, when they say enough is enough. Parents have warned their kids, but they are not listening, what do you want them to do?

‘inafika mahali unachokesha mzazi now it’s to watch you’,

Do parents get tired? Are you a parent?

Have you ever gotten there with your parents to the extent they don’t care what happens to you?

Some parents even take their child to the police and beg them to arrest their child.

One caller said’ Maina, don’t blame parents, there are things we do to them. Like my sister was in Form two and she went and got married. when she was pregnant, the guy used to beat her up, and then she went back home to our parents. ‘alikuwa anaambiwa stop going back there‘, but she didn’t listen.

‘She was told to go and sort herself out. sometimes we are to push our parents to do so’.

A parent gives her reasons for kicking out her son, and why she has no regrets about it. Listen below.

KASHESHE: Listen As Mwalimu Kingang’i Makes Fun Of Marsabit Leaders State House Visit (AUDIO)

Apana danganya! Marsabit iko ndaani bahari yake.

So yesterday, a section of leaders from Marsabit paid a visit to President Uhuru in State House to discuss the regions issues.

Well this wololo Wednesday, morning co-host Mwalimu Kingang’i has done a skit of what and how the leaders discussions with the President could have turned out.

Listen to the audio as Mwalimu Kingangi makes fun of the Marsabit leaders State House visit using the popular ‘ndaaani ndaaani’ phrase associated with comedians. The accent will crack your ribs.

 

 

KASHESHE: Mwalimu Kingang’i’s take on cats of K1

Welcome to the weekend, and as we always do on classic 105 every weekday, we feature a segment dubbed, Kasheshe, where morning co-host Mwalimu Kingang’i cracks our ribs entertaining us with funny situations.

So this Friday March 10th, it was all about the cats of the popular club K1. You have to listen to the audio, as host Maina Kageni joins in the banter.

 

KASHESHE: Mwalimu Kingang’i Reminds Us About ‘Matangazo Ya Vifo’

Mwalimu Kingang’i atatumaliza na hizi jokes zake.

In today’s Classic 105 Kasheshe topic, Mwalimu Kingang’i threw it back to when funeral announcements were made by individuals driving around in a beat-up car. Remember that?

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The announcements were literally rib-cracking, and by the way, do they still happen up to now?

Kingang’i just had to remind us of how all family members who happened to be abroad were mentioned as if they would hear the announcement and travel for the harambee….

This guy is sometimes just too much!!!

Take a listen and let us know if these still happen…