Cliche’ Ways To Impress A Guy

There are so many ways to impress a man that you like and it doesn’t really have to take so much effort. It’s found in the most simple and cliche’ ways possible. In fact it Is the small things that we may overlook that attract men to us.

Here are a few things you might want to try if you don’t do them;

1. Hear incorrect grammar (or wildly inaccurate statements) from someone you don’t respect and keep it to yourself.

2. Know all of the moves to a dance craze. (Think candy rain, Nae nae, The Soulja Boy)

3. Say something completely filthy and out of character.

4. Articulate what she likes about herself without being cliché or braggadocious (Thank you, Dane Cook.)

5. Not be grossed out by periods.

6. Admit to being wrong before it’s proved with Google.

7. Paint. Artistic, walls, graffiti, anything, most painters are terrible.

8. Talk shit to fans of a rival sports team without getting creepy.

9. Have an in-depth knowledge of at least one historical era that you didn’t specifically study.

10. Laugh at yourself without being too indulgent.

11. Know how to change the oil and/or a tyre.

12 Say something thoughtful about your ex without being cloying.

13. Suggest fast food or kibanda food on the move.

14. Point out attractive women without immediately adding a flaw.

15. Create stories about couples you see in public.

16. Have an alter-ego, discuss this alter-ego in the third person.

17. Own a toolkit, know the names for everything and sort of how to use them.

18. Have fun outdoors

20. Know one good nerd joke and one good dirty joke .

Note that people are different so know who you are dealing with first so that it may decrease chances of you making a fool out of yourself. 


Reasons why girls love funny guys

Have you ever wondered why girls always seem to like your funny friend more than they like you? Well its pretty simple, funny guys draw more people towards them because they make them laugh.

Everyone likes to have a good laugh every once in a while and the more you can get it the better. The positive, happy air it brings is always welcomed. You can never go wrong with a good sense of humour.

Here are the reasons why girls love funny guys:

Funny guys are entertaining
Going out with a funny guy never gets boring. His spontaneity is infectious and he can play practical jokes with a straight face. He can make you laugh at the drop of a hat. Dating a funny guy is exciting because you are constantly on your toes to keep up with his shenanigans.

They are creative
Ask any writer what’s the most difficult genre to bring out and he will most likely say, comedy. It’s one thing to tell ‘Yo Mama’ jokes and indulge in bathroom humour and another to find a one liner that elicits belly laughs. If your guy is funny, he’s probably vastly knowledgeable in a variety of subject matters and can mimic them well.

They are social
A funny guy is usually the life of the party. He can ease awkward social situations with a well-placed joke at the right time. Dating a ‘wise guy’ is easy and you never have to worry about leaving him alone in a room full of strangers. Funny guys know what makes people tick so he will break the ice and get them chuckling by the time you are back.

They have good observation skills
Comedians are good observers of the people and things around them. That’s why they always find something to poke fun at. How is he going to poke fun at your pink Barbie doll with tassels unless he has observed it on your side table? They have a keen sense of what is going on around them.

They make you feel safe
You can be yourself around him. Girls feel safe and comfortable around goofy guys. Your walls immediately melt away. His demeanour teaches you to laugh at yourself and the absurdities of life. He doesn’t mind making a fool out of himself and makes you want to do the same when you’re together.

They get along with your friends
A goofy guy will impress your friends in an instant. He doesn’t mind taking the stage — metaphorically — and performing jokes at a party. His wacky humour has your friends floored and enjoying his company.

They are confident
Only a funny guy can make fun of himself for the amusement of others. He may not come across as confident but he is fully secure in himself. Behind his goofy facade is an emotional person so be careful with your jibes when you are together.

They bring a smile to your face
You can’t be angry with a funny man for too long. One cute smirk and you have forgotten why you were upset with him to begin with. He will make you laugh through the tears and giggle through the fears.


Are you dating a man or a boy?

There is huge difference between the man you marry and the guys you date.

There are basic signs of the difference between the kind that will be serious and the time wasters.

Here is a breakdown:

The boy you date asks you to ‘hang out,’ which involves less commitment than a date. He wants to have fun with no strings attached.

The man you marry asks you out on dates and is clear about his intentions with you. He wants to be with you and wants you to know where you’re headed.

The boy you date talks with you about people you know from your past, or only shares funny stories because he can’t connect on a deeper level.

The man you marry can hold a conversation with you about books, movies, music, and other common interests. This makes for a more substantial relationship in the long run.

The boy you date will say he never wants to get married or have kids, and nothing will change his mind. Don’t try – this is a red flag that he’s not Mr. Right!

The man you marry might change his mind about wanting to marry and have kids after he’s met you.

The boy you date hears your attitude, takes it personally, and starts firing it right back at you until it spirals into a major fight.

The man you marry can handle your attitude and talk you down from a ledge. This is especially important when you have major life crises or a bad day at work.

The boy you date calls you mean and immature names to make himself feel like a winner.

The man you marry fights fairly. He doesn’t call you names or use physical force, no matter how angry he gets.

The boy you date cares too much about looks, and will tease you for looking sloppy until you fix yourself back up to his standards.

The man you marry understands that everyone has good and bad days as far as looks go, and won’t hurt your feelings or love you less if your weight fluctuates or you have a bad hair day or forget to shave for a while.

The boy you date will say “I’m sorry” because he just wants you to cheer up or stop nagging him. He says “I love you” because he doesn’t want to lose you, even though he doesn’t really feel the meaning of the words.

The man you marry will say “I’m sorry” because he honestly is, and he never meant to hurt you with his words or actions. He says “I love you” because he truly means it, and wants you to feel that love every minute of your life.

The boy you date will expect to have things done for him because that’s what his mom did, and that’s what other girls have done for him, and he doesn’t have to take care of himself.

The man you marry will know how to take care of himself: how to cook, clean, do laundry, pay bills, and more – because he’s already a man. It’s important for people to have this figured out before they’re ready to marry, which is a great way to tell what type your guy is.

The boy you date well, you’re too embarrassed to take him to meet your parents, not that he’d ever bring it up himself.

The man you marry wants to meet your parents, and impresses them when he does.

The boy you date runs at the first sign of trouble because it’s too much drama for him, and he doesn’t want anything tying him down.

The man you marry sticks with you through tough times because he’s committed to you and the relationship, and wants to see it through to the end.