Hajali! Dennis Itumbi speaks up after being sacked on his birthday

 

Dennis Itumbi’s official government job was scrapped in a move that saw him lose his job.

The surprise move happened on his birthday, and his fans and followers responded sharply.

He hasn’t spoken until now and wrote on his social media

‘hahaha’

He shared a really dramatic photo that you can see here, lest we all get shut down.

We want to know, will he start being our Instagram pastor like other celebrities when things go wrong. We most certainly look forward to his motivational captions if any.

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Dennis Itumbi smiling
Dennis Itumbi smiling

ellyxiuss
😂😂😂 Life goes on Dennis. Good luck with your future endeavours.

mnksydney
Dennis, hata kama niwewe, unatusi baba nani kwa wenyewe kila siku alafu unaambiwa nyamaza, hutaki. Kila siku. …….si utafutwa? ?

djredmondafrica
Everything will be well big brother

robertmogosi
Tricky Sana haha

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malusha.nesta
Waacha ma cartoon mingi,kubali ulifutwa and it pains.Upende usipende

DENNIS-ITUMBI
dorcaswaihenya
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣kaliiiiiii…. All the Best!!!! We are all having a look

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Jacque Maribe’s mega cute and random birthday wish for Itumbi

 

Jacque Maribe and Dennis Itumbi are besties no doubt.

Itumbi has been there for Jacque ever since she was jailed and appearing in court over the murder of businesswoman Monica.

He often penned messages to her to encourage her in trying times, and Kenyans trolled him for being a softie. He wrote so much that we all murmured they could be lovers.

You are a FIRE – Dennis Itumbi tells Maribe in hearfelt birthday poem

Anyho it’s Dennis Itumbis birthday and Jacque is returning the love poem favor.

She wrote to him that

Dear @dennisitumbi,

No poetry today,

No review of the year that’s been,
No promises for the future that is,
Just appreciation, heartfelt, for a friendship that stands pure and true.

Happy birthday my bestie @dennisitumbi here’s to many, many more.

Jacque Maribe and Dennis Itumbi together
Jacque Maribe and Dennis Itumbi together

‘Well done sweetie!’ Jacque Maribe praises Dennis Itumbi, here is why

After this ‘poem’ Jacque was forced to defend her actions when one person asked about the number of lovers she has had.

She slammed the fan asking if it is bad for one to experience love. Lakini nini husumbua watu?

Anyway bora uhai as we love to say. Happy birthday Itumbi, and thank God for friends like Jacque.

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I can offer him flowers for him to give on Valentine’s – Itumbi says about Jowie

Dennis Itumbi recently spoke to Kiss100 and had a lot of interesting things to say. The man had turned up to support Chipukeezy’s new comedy club and he didn’t disappoint with his answers that ranged from topics like Jacque Maribe and Jowie Irungu.

Itumbi, Jacque and Jowie
Itumbi, Jacque and Jowie in the past

 

Itumbi who was there to support the comedy industry said it is the next big thing when it comes to Kenya’s economy. Dennis had some supportive words to say concerning Jowie;

Welcome to the free world. It is unfair that he stayed in there for a very long time. The constitution allows bail and bond terms to be granted to him. Most important message I want to put out is, we continue praying for justice. Justice for him for Jacque Maribe and for the late Monica and her family to finally get closure. By justice I mean for whoever murdered Monica should be judged by the courts and set to jail to rot there and whoever who did not participate in her murder should be freed and allowed to enjoy freedom as it should be.

Jowie Irungu and Dennis Itumbi in court
Jowie Irungu and Dennis Itumbi in court

He added saying that it is a great time to be released, just before Valentine’s day, saying that he would be willing to help Jowie give flowers to a lady that he wanted.

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And concerning Jacque, the person you undoubtedly care most about when it comes to Itumbi, the political strategist spoke about his relationship with Eric and the former Citizen TV presenter:

To KOT, Jacque is my friend. We are best friends we hang out a lot her family and my family are friends and we will remain with our friendship. With Eric Omondi, we are also friends. We support each other’s businesses. Social media can use anything to create content.

Dennis Itumbi
Dennis Itumbi

Dennis also mentioned that he is still waiting for God to wrap his gift, a wife, and give him but for now he is living his best life.

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You are a FIRE – Dennis Itumbi tells Maribe in hearfelt birthday poem

Dennis Itumbi is probably Jacque Maribe’s number one fan and bestest and bestest of friends. The digital strategist normally waxes gold when he speaks about the former Citizen TV presenter.

Jacque-Maribe-Dennis-Itumbi
Jacque-Maribe-Dennis-Itumbi in the past

And today was a perfect opportunity for Itumbi to exercise his penmanship drafting a letter that would make the poets of yonder stand proud.

Jacque Maribe seating
Jacque Maribe seating

Read the poet laureates lovely message to Jacque below;

Happy Birthday, Jacque Maribe,

You are a FIRE.

A Fire in your stage presence,

A Fire that has super hot flames,

Flames that keep them talking,

You are a Fire of beauty and sexy.

A Fire that sparks and sustains friendships,

A Fire, I gladly embrace and use to ink this poem,

A Fire that is so lovely to resist,

You are a Fire on top of a mountain,

Living life, couregously, powerfully and unapologetically

A Fire that refines your ore into Gold.

A Golden friend.

A Golden mum

A Golden trailblazer

So here an online hug, tight, endless and Forever.

Our Friendship, is our souls on Fire.

Burning the past into ashes, connecting us,

Soldering to the future, with the force of water down a waterfall…

Friends, planted right at the bull’s eye of our hearts, is what we are…

May you get endless Birthday kisses and triumphs…

You are a lovely FIRE..

I wish you Endless victory, may you warm our hearts.

Happy Birthday!

Jacque Maribe parties hard as she celebrates birthday (video)

Wow! I am tearing right now. Such a heart-rending poem! He should be nominated for another poetry award. Such talent.

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Kenyans mock Dennis Itumbi after he was ordered to pay child support

Dennis Itumbi has not had the best week from a PR standpoint, with his embarrassing removal from the VVIP stage at the BBI Conference at Bomas being the highlight.

But it seems that isn’t the only loss (depending on who you ask) he might be taking this week after he was ordered to start paying upkeep for a child he fathered.

Dennis Itumbi smiling
Dennis Itumbi smiling

The children’s court directed Mr. Itumbi, who also leads Deputy President William Ruto’s social media brigade, to pay the woman interim maintenance order of Sh20,000 monthly, pending hearing and determination of the case.

‘Well done sweetie!’ Jacque Maribe praises Dennis Itumbi, here is why

This was after results of a DNA test, which Mr Itumbi had demanded should be conducted, returned the verdict that he is the father of the baby girl.

Dennis Itumbi smiling
Dennis Itumbi smiling

Mr. Itumbi himself came out on his Twitter page to admit that DNA results couldn’t be trifled with and that the child was his. His tweet is below;

Some of the comments from Kenyans who read the Tweet are below;

neemohos huyu msee kazi yake this week ni kujifanya hajaskia vibaya😂💀

James omosa Hahahahaha I wanted to write the same,

Lightweight How you survive with these Ls everyday is an inspiration.

Dawn blacki Hii wiki imekua tackle after tackle for you

gauo🇰🇪 Even before i read this tweet, I knew Itumbi will never lack an answer to anything. He can even tell you what goes on at Jupiter like he went, lived there & came back, and he will call that #SystemYaFacts. That’s Itumbi for you; a replica of his own boss. But their fate is sealed

Dennis Usiruke kama ulimwaga dani sasa unatuhadithia hapa system ya facts nini

Gathoni You had to be ordered. Tf is WRONG with you bragging about something you had to be compelled to do?

Silas Chepkeres Jakakimba CONGRATULATIONS Ndugu Dennis👊🏿👌🏿. Please pass me that formula ya kupata ma-girls! I should think I The Fisherfolk needs a Daughter:

Waitueka ..🇰🇪 I have my own issues but my fren, hizi zako zimepanga laini kama nyororo! Wah, uko na namba ya Bishop Nganga??

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Happy Birthday my friend-Itumbi says as he attends birthday with bestie Maribe

Jacque Maribe and Dennis Itumbi are the poster-children for great platonic relationships (which I don’t believe is truly possible). Last year, Itumbi proved his worth as Maribe’s ‘bestest friend ever!!!!’ when he studiously stood by her last year when she became a murder suspect.

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Maribe-Jacque-and-Jowie-in-court last year

And Maribe returned the favour this year when she supported Itumbi during his recent court dates over the fake Ruto assassination letter that made the rounds.

Jacque Maribe visiting Dennis Itumbi at the police station
Jacque Maribe visiting Dennis Itumbi at the police station

This past weekend the two attended an invite-only birthday party of one of their friends at a popular joint where a few photos trickled online. Itumbi, as usual, penned down a sweet poem for his friend which read:

Friendship is Martin Gitau

Happy Birthday my friend.

Our story from the days of hustle in Mukuru Slums to Mbotela and our little victories along the way is one written in both our hearts and soul.

We have had our challenges, but we have stood for each other when we had nothing and when we have something to share.

Your family and mine have become friends because we are.

During our birthdays we celebrate our friendship.

Daamn, the journey of life, through its blessings and challenges, poetry and lyrics and through its demands has been easier because you have been right there.

Our trophy and medal moments, our cheer and sad moments – are the paragraphs of our great story of friendship.

As you celebrate your birthday, I wish you a full cup of life. I will be there with you, like you have been here with me.

I wish you a great year buddy!

Maribe at the party
Maribe at the party

Clearly, Itumbi’s love language is expressed using poetry. This shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone who witnessed the poems he wrote for Jacque during her stay in remand last year.

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The odd thing is that while Dennis has written numerous poems about Jacque, the reverse hasn’t happened even once! Great friendship this!

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‘We vowed to stay best of friends’ Eric Omondi reveals how he met Maribe

Eric Omondi was interviewed this week by one of the radio stations in Kenya, with the man revealing a lot about his past. One of the things he talked about was his relationship with Jacque Maribe that has become the talk of the town after the revelation that he was the father of her son.

Eric Omondi with Jacque Maribe and their son
Eric Omondi with Jacque Maribe and their son

How did he meet the former Citizen TV presenter? He divulged that the two met while they were working at Radio Africa. At the time, he worked for Radio Jambo while Maribe was a reporter at Kiss TV.

‘Tulikutana na Jacque Maribe akiwa anafanya hapa. Mimi nilikuwa nafanya Radio Jambo, yeye alikuwa anafanya Kiss TV. Alikuwa reporter Kiss TV. Tukapatana tukakuwa marafiki sana. Tukaenda date pale Java Sarit Center,’ he said.

Eric-Omondi and Jacque Maribe together in the past
Eric-Omondi and Jacque Maribe together in the past

The comedian explained that the first date that the two had was at the Java at Sarit Center with their friendship growing overtime, even after they both left the media Group for other jobs.  ‘Tukawa marafiki na mimi nikatoka hata yeye akatoka akenda Citizen. Since then were tight.’ he added.

Eric-Omondi and Jacque Maribe kissing
Eric-Omondi and Jacque Maribe embracing in a file photo

Jacque has a way of getting the very best out of her male friends and Eric is no different. The comic revealed that the two decided to remain best of friends no matter what happens,

‘We’re the best of friends na sisi tunajiambia kila siku whatever happens, we’ll remain best of friends. Tunajikumbusha kila siku. She’s a true friend,” said Eric Omondi.

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In the interview, Eric also talked of his friendship with poet laureate Dennis Itumbi stating that they are very good friends. They are such good friends that when Jacque revealed that Zahari was Eric’s son, Dennis (who had been rumoured to have something for Maribe) was quick to congratulate the pair.

Dennis Itumbi and the journalist
Dennis Itumbi and Jacque Maribe

 

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Is she dating Eric Omondi, Itumbi or Jowie? Jacque Maribe comes clean

Jacque Maribe has a lot to say and she is doing so on her Instagram page. Don’t forget that the former Citizen TV anchor had not posted on her page for one year since her arrest in connection with the murder of Monica Kimani.

But now Jacque has decided to speak up and has stoked a lot of interest in her page after revealing that Eric Omondi is the father of her son, Zahari.

Eric Omondi with Jacque Maribe and their son
Eric Omondi with Jacque Maribe and their son

What has ensued is a slew of questions from fans and followers curious as to who she was dating? Was it Eric Omondi, was it poet laureate, Dennis Itumbi or did her former fiance Jowie have a place in her heart.

Jacque Maribe and Dennis Itumbi together
Jacque Maribe and Dennis Itumbi together

Jacque was very patient but categorical with her answer replying, ‘Nilitangaza hukuona. Niko single AF. Those are my friends.’

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A cheeky follower even asked whether it was ‘friends with benefits’, to which Miss Maribe denied. Check out the screenshots below;

Jacque Maribe screenshots
Her screenshots. Courtesy/Urbannews254
Jacque Maribe screenshots
Her screenshots. Courtesy/Urbannews254

Apart from Dennis, Eric and Jowie, there are two other men who have been linked romantically with Jacque.

David the Student

The comedian who was found conning people last year was rumoured to have dated the T.V anchor. There is a photo of the two together in a very very very friendly pose.

The screenshot
The screenshot

There is also a prominent journalist who was linked to Jacque but the rumours were never substantiated.

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Take care of your son first! Itumbi told after supporting Maribe’s family

Dennis Itumbi has re-emerged and yes, he has done so after the news that Zahari is Eric Omondi and Jacque Maribe’s love child. The man who doesn’t miss an opportunity to celebrate anything Maribe related, decided to take the opportunity to write another poem about his favouritest person in the world.

Jacque-Maribe-Dennis-Itumbi
Jacque-Maribe-Dennis-Itumbi in the past

The poet laureate wrote a lovely message on his Instagram page. People, please take notes, the man bursts some serious lines. Check it out below;

Congratulations – The Omondi’s.

Zahari’s graduation is a great statement of your solid guidance.

May your bond last for an eternity and more.

To both of you my friends, God’s blessings!

Bishop na pia President walisema, “Wanaosema, wacha waseme!

Au sio?

Jacque Maribe visiting Dennis Itumbi at the police station
Jacque Maribe visiting Dennis Itumbi in a file photo

The man was viciously attacked for his statement

galempress Jackie’s cheerleader
cherrie_bunch I know you’re having a bad day. Mwanaume ni kumove on. Now take care of your child. Your baby mom doesn’t have to fight u in court. Be a gentleman. Take responsibility baba be a present father
cherrie_bunch @terrymwangangi ask him he knows about his court case in children’s court
queen__essy Sawa waziri😂😂😂
kalekachali Inauma but, itabidi uzoee
joan_ondisa @kalekachali mbona unasema ukweli 🤣🤣
dianaliboso Haya😱 ulitoka boyfriend zone ukaingia friend zone sasa uko congeats zone😂😂.. But you are a good friend.
ruthymoenga Haiya kwani Jackie is not pregnant🤔

Dennis Itumbi sued for child support , accused of wanting the lady to abort

This isn’t the first time that Dennis has shown support for Jacque and an ex of hers. Last year, when the former Citizen T.V anchor was in throes of her court case due to her presumed involvement in the murder of Monica Kimani, Dennis was there showing support to both her and her then-fiance Jowie Irungu.

Itumbi, Jacque and Jowie
Itumbi, Jacque and Jowie

At least the man is consistent in his shocking ways.

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Dennis Itumbi defiant as he is released on Sh100,000 bail (photos)

Dennis Itumbi appeared in court today and was set free on a Sh100,000 cash bail despite the prosecution asking the court to detain the suspect for nine more days.

As a condition for his release, Magistrate Zainab Abdul has asked that his passport be deposited in the court.

Itumbi in court
Itumbi in court

While delivering the ruling, the high court judge gave Itumbi four conditions he has to observe while free. They are;

-The blogger was ordered to report to Muthaiga Police Station every two days.

-The judge also made it clear that the suspect could receive his power bank on today but his mobile phone would remain in custody for 14 days.

-He was also asked not to talk about the case on social or mainstream media.

-The matter is set for hearing on July 22.

Itumbi in court
Itumbi in court

Itumbi was taken into custody in probe over a letter believed to be fake on an alleged plot to assassinate Deputy President William Ruto last week.

Itumbi was taken into custody in probe over a letter believed to be fake on an alleged plot to assassinate Deputy President William Ruto.

One of the most interesting tidbits about his court appearance was the book he decided to showcase. It is called ‘When Breath Becomes Air’, which is a non-fiction autobiographical book written by Paul Kalanithi.

It is a memoir about his life and illness, battling stage IV metastatic lung cancer. It was posthumously published by Random House on January 12, 2016.

Itumbi in court
Itumbi in court

Check out some of the pictures in court;

Itumbi in court
Itumbi in court
Itumbi in court
Itumbi in court
Itumbi in court
Itumbi in court
Itumbi in court
Itumbi in court
Itumbi in court
Itumbi in court
Itumbi in court
Itumbi in court

 

Loyal friend Jacque Maribe visits Dennis Itumbi at Muthaiga police station (photos)

Jacque Maribe and Dennis Itumbi are truly the greatest of platonic friends. Yesterday, Jacque visited Dennis who was arrested by Flying Squad officers in Nairobi.

Maribe visited the digital strategist who was being held at Muthaiga Police Station and the two could be seen in high spirits from the photos that we have seen.

Jacque Maribe visiting Dennis Itumbi at the police station
Jacque Maribe visiting Dennis Itumbi at the police station

Itumbi was reportedly taken into custody in a probe over a fake letter on an alleged plot to assassinate Deputy President William Ruto. Itumbi spent the night in the cells awaiting arraignment in court on today.

Itumbi’s lawyer Moses Chelanga stated that the detectives had not told them the reason for Itumbi’s arrest. He said;

From the questions, he was being asked during the interrogation, we suspect it’s the La Mada letter.

The DCI wants to hold Itumbi for 14 days as they investigate a WhatsApp group that might have Tangatanga members.

Itumbi and Jacque have a friendship that is the stuff of legend, especially in this day and age. This was reinforced late last year after the murder of businesswoman Monica Kimani.

The late Monicah Kimani whose lifeless body was recovered in a bathtub
The late Monicah Kimani whose lifeless body was recovered in a bathtub

Jacque was arrested as a prime suspect in the murder. After that, she was held in remand at Langata Women’s Prison but Dennis was always a constant presence for her. He was so supportive that many wondered whether the two were more than just friends?

Itumbi, Jacque and Jowie
Itumbi, Jacque and Jowie

He would always show up in court and when he wasn’t doing so he was writing poems and odes about her on social media. Just last month Itumbi pranked his followers by inviting them to Jacque’s ‘babe’ shower which many took to mean that the journalist was expectant.

Dennis Itumbi and Jacque Maribe
Dennis Itumbi and Jacque Maribe

He even told Mpasho.co.ke in an interview that she was 16 months pregnant! Clearly, the two are such great friends that such banter is allowed.

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Stylish Jowie Irungu and Dennis Itumbi appear in court wearing bow-ties!(Photos)

Jowie Irungu appeared before Justice James Wakiaga today. Jowie, who is the prime suspect in the murder of Monica Kimani that took place in September last year, looked dapper in a black suit and a bow-tie.

His friend Dennis Itumbi also appeared in court to support him. Mr. Itumbi was also had on a black bow-tie and a red half-court.

The judge, Justice James Wakiaga was not to be left out as he also looked good wearing a pin-striped suit.

Check out more pictures from the hearing below taken by Ezekiel Aminga;

Jowie Irungu in court
Jowie Irungu in court
Justice James Wakiaga in a pin-striped suit 2
Justice James Wakiaga in a pin-striped suit 2
Justice James Wakiaga in a pin-striped suit
Justice James Wakiaga in a pin-striped suit
Jowie Irungu in court
Jowie Irungu in court
Jowie Irungu in court
Jowie Irungu in court
Justice James Wakiaga in a pin-striped suit
Justice James Wakiaga in a pin-striped suit

The bow tie first entered the scene as a new style of necktie at the beginning of the 19th century; a modification of its predecessor, the cravat. By the mid-1880s, the bow tie had become a staple in the fashion conscious man’s wardrobe.

Since its introduction and mass acceptance into men’s dress, the bow tie has experienced a great many changes in form and function and has transcended its purely formal and traditional stereotype.

From street style to the runway, to celebrity fashion, the bow tie has been reappropriated into a variety of different looks, breaking it free from the mould it once held as a purely formal accessory.

 

She is ’16 months pregnant’ – Dennis Itumbi says about Jaque Maribe

Dennis Itumbi and Jacque Maribe have a unique relationship. They are the rare combination of a friendship between a man and a woman where no romance is involved but that they still care deeply for each other.

This week an image did the rounds of Jacque Maribe looking like she was heavily pregnant. People drew conclusions from the unclear photos of Jacque in court that showed her wearing a frumpy coat.

Jacque Maribe in court
Jacque Maribe in court wearing the coat

The angle in which the photo was taken does not flatter her and makes her look like she has a baby bump and speculation ensued.

Mpasho.co.ke called ‘best friend’ Dennis Itumbi whether Jacque was pregnant? He replied by saying;

She is 16 months pregnant.

He added;

Kwisha hiyo maneno, she is 16 months pregnant. The only response I’m giving is that she is 16 months pregnant. Wewe fanya hiyo maneno ya interpretation.

Hours later, Dennis who loves the attention that controversy births, posted an invite for a “babe shower” on his Twitter page. He uses a photo of Jacque’s first pregnancy photo shoot which she posted on May 10, 2017.

Dennis Itumbi pregnancy post concerning Jaqcue Maribe's pregnancy
Dennis Itumbi pregnancy post concerning Jaqcue Maribe’s pregnancy

His post read;

Jacque’s babe shower. BYOB, if you know you know. Saturday 22nd June 2019 6.00pm till late.

Jacque attended Sam Gituku’s wedding and from the photos, she did not look pregnant at all. This is not the first time that people have speculated about celebs being pregnant.

Jacque Maribe at the Sam Gituku wedding
Jacque Maribe at the Sam Gituku’s wedding

Kate Actress has famously complained about the numerous times that many have asked her whether she was pregnant. All because she gained a little extra weight.

Kate Actress
Kate Actress

I think it is par for the cause for many female celebrities especially in this day and age of social media.

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Is Dennis Itumbi proving to be a good ‘son’ to the Maribe’s?

Jacque Maribe made her first public statement a few days ago after she went to court to seek access to her house, her phone and car. Basically, her life before all the drama.

The first time that Jacque Maribe was seen in public was a few weekends back when she landed in a chopper at MP Naisula Lesuuda’s wedding in Samburu.

But in a recent application filed in the court, Jacque is far from coy, she has called for the state prosecutor Catherine Mwaniki to be disqualified from prosecuting her murder case.

One thing we have to acknowledge is the ‘friend’ Dennis Itumbi is to Jacque Maribe and her family. He has been there for her from the first day the case kicked off.
Jacque appeared in court and Dennis Itumbi was there to support her and he sat in between Jacque and her father which made the internet make so much noise.

Dennis posted the picture on social media and caught the attention of many people on social media.

With the #Maribes in court yesterday. May Justice like a mighty stream flow and favor all. ( Photo Credits to the photographer)

The day he appeared in court he saw the stress Jowie is going through and supported the decision of the court to grant Jowie medical attention at Kenyatta National Hospital and if not the court will grant him the privilege of choosing a hospital he prefers.

Court:

Surely, we cannot hold a man in need of medication. What if he dies in our hands? Is it possible to allow the family to produce a car and prisons provide guard. I order that the accused be admitted at KNH today, whether Gvt owes KNH money or not. No fee should be demanded from the accused. If he is not admitted today, the court will allow him to seek medical treatment at a hospital of his choice. It is so ordered

 

Every woman has an Itumbi – Classic 105 fan Captain Kale advices men

The country is awash with tales of Dennis Itumbi and Jacque Maribe’s perceived close relationship, from the time she was in remand and he was writing cute messages to her release date.

This formed the Classic 105 morning conversation with Maina and Kingangi.

The conversation was about ladies who keep their exes close. As the other partner, how does it make you feel knowing that your partner is still close to their ex?

Captain Kale, one of Classic 105’s biggest fans responded saying;

@ItsMainaKageni @Classic105Kenya Maina all of us men are an “Itumbi” to a woman in one way or another. And we don’t complain because we’ll smash them after helping them. Kwanza ya Ex ni tamuuu, ni kama kukula retirement benefits #MainaAndKingangi

Wakanai another fan dag in with these comments;
@Classic105Kenya @ItsMainaKageni women are evil 😈 especially where love matters are concerned they ll sail back to their Ex without even thinking why they left, Women go with the better current option only trust yua biological mum the rest are suspects #MainaAndKingangi

According to some callers, exes are the reason of misunderstandings in marriages these days.

Another caller said “Maina your Ex is there to comfort you. I’m married and very close to my Ex. Him and my husband know each other.”

Girls, do you have an Itumbi in your life that you can bounce back to when things are thick?

Drop your comments below

 

Dennis Itumbi welcomes pal Jacque Maribe with a ‘home sweet home’ message

Dennis Itumbi, Jacque Maribe’s best friend is happy.

The Citizen TV’s presenter walked out of the prison gates at 6:55 pm after she was released at 6:38 pm. Itumbi has stood with Maribe through thick and thin and this can be evident from his social media posts.

Well, after Maribe left prison, Itumbi welcomed her back home with a sweet message, which read:

JACQUE MARIBE, HAS JUST DRIVEN OUT OF THE GATES OF LANGATA WOMENS PRISON.

HOME, SWEET HOME. THANKS FOR MAOMBI.

His followers flooded the comment section and below are some of the hilarious reactions:

Dolly Nimmo: Hii ndio ile siku the state’s commendation is needed, rarua tutashona😂😂😂

Gasheri Jasper Itumbi as i told you, propose tonight and marry her this coming Saturday

Kamarei: Retire your Dryspell tonight brother. Motivation to most of us. Situations like such are never permanent

Jowdyjw: Itumbi has been very loyal to Maribe during those tough times. When she is finally released, nothing should come between them. Not even a condom. It should be eaten the way it’s served ama namna gani.

Onyango Ochieng Jr: Dennis Itumbi congratulations. Now, we say in Luo “When the LEFT hand washes the right hand; the RIGHT hand washes the LEFT hand. Careful bro, don’t break her waist…

Betty Maina: And thereafter they lived happily

Phoebe Njoki Dennis Itumbi I will tell you again.. you owe no one an explanation or an apology..

Lucy Waciek How do you live? Dennis Itumbi…. I want your peace of mind… With all this trolling and disrespect from the keyboard warriors.. How?… Weh mimi ningekuwa nimetoa tint na nikachange identity.

Mukurima  Muriuki Godspeed Dennis. You are a good man. Embrace the critics, they will help you not become a demi-god. Above all, I hope this experience will make you explore ways of helping thousands of innocent Kenyans languishing in jails, tethered to their fate by the rope of corruption. Not many people have an Itumbi. Not many people can afford legal fees. Maybe this is the the wake up call we all need so we can start truly treating each other fairly.

Nic Ogange Time to get rewards for your lousy poems.

Damah Sherah Dennis Itumbi you’re a gentleman,a true boyfriend every woman wuld wish/love to have.Its rareto have such a great soul in this universe.May our almighty God reward you more for standing with our sis Jacque..

Jim Bonnie You can now “cum” back after a good job

Seith Okeyo This is the only chance bro. Take her on a cliff. Propose, get down on a knee like a gentleman. Take her left hand. Kiss it. Get the damn ring out. Propose. If she mentions Jowi, push her down the cliff. The gods will understand. 

Nimù Yreemù Any woman in this world would wish for a man like Dennis….
Every man has a lesson to learn from Dennis. Dennis Itumbi you are a mover and shaker!!!..you have clearly taught our men to love truly and I bet you are the desire of every living, honest woman wanting an honest living man…….deep down, despite all comments we admire how tenacious and incharge you can be.

Kogi Wa Kariuki Go thee and enjoy the fruits of your labour

Hon Muthumbi Which home?  I thought her house is now a scene of crime?

Dennis Shikoli Did she drive from prison with your car? we know the Allion is in police custody as an exhibit.
Jacquie Migide I love this! True friendship!

M’mweti Jacob Amos Now you are going to be relieved back pain soon and very soon

Win Becky Freedom at last. Dennis Itumbi I have never met you in person but I was fighting for Jackie in prayers. You are a real friend to her. Am praying to hear good news from both of you..
Njogu Wa Nyagūthiī you truly love this girl, Dennis Itumbi it is not normal for a man to take any care of woman, it is only that I am not Jacki, if I were Jacki ningehama kwetu nikuje kwako na siwezi toka Ata, This is only true love I have witnessed.na Kama si true love basi kuna kitu ulihisi yenye mwanaume huhisi mpaka unaishi ukitamani mrudie kitendo

Murimi Wa Nyaguthiî Its so so silly that most of us just see what is in betwn Jacques legs..there is true friendship and that’s all what our ladies wants…nkt

Wellington Wanyama But wanaume tuambiane ukweli. Actually most of us have had this Kagal that to totally swept you off your feet. The only woman you have ever loved an entire lifetime. Few of us get to settle with this kalady as mostly they dump us for some dude.Your ego and hurt get really crushed into pieces.But we men only have one shot at love and so she will always be the one you love.
Now try and imagine that girl in a mess created by the guy she probably dumped you for.
And you have the means to get her out of the mess and probably with it also revisit the lost escapades in the love you had. A chance to relive your fantasy. And experience a feeling you had missed so much.
Which man wouldn’t act the way Dennis did?
What am saying is there’s nothing virtually special in what Itumbi has done.
And Jackie should be human enough to reward this sacrifice by granting the poor dude his dreams.
In fact I hope as I write Dennis is being given his dues.

Kenyans roast Dennis Itumbi after rant over delays in releasing Jacque Maribe

 

According to a long twitter thread written by Dennis Itumbi, Jacque Maribe was not released on Tuesday after being granted bail.

Itumbi took to his Twitter account to detail what a rough time he is having in securing Jacque’s freedom.

He wrote:

Interesting events at the Deputy Registrar in the High Court. We completed the bond process for our friend Jacque Maribe at 12pm and till now no progress & she is looking at another night in prison despite being freed by The Court yesterday. Let me tell you of the games

If you thought Kenyans were sympathetic, think again. Some KOT roasted him heavily, suggesting that the urgency to have her released could be to do with bedminton.

He continued

Yesterday, the same games were employed. The Deputy Registrar declined to sign the letter commiting documents to land registry and registrar of persons yesterday. We decided to wait for today

This morning family and friends reported at the High Court at 7am and the Deputy Registrar signed a letter that was on her desk from last evening at 11am. No problem with that, we can live with that….

Problem is after that we were told there is an order that “UPON release the investigating officer and the advocate will take an inventory of house” we argued that is UPON release. So they dropped that line…

So after concluding his rant, Kenyans joined in with hilarious comments of how they interpret his need to have her out of remand.

La Revolt…And Kenyans were here hating on you thinking that you were playing VUVUZELA at night… pole bro leo pia ni siku

frank….poor dennis.some of us thought that you were giving dicklofenac.tusamehe.continue with the struggle.ataachiliwa tu.patience pays.
KARMA ✳️

@Fred_daktari…Alafu kidogo kidogo date 30th August 2019, tuskie BREAKING NEWS… Jackie maribe gives birth to a bouncing baby boy . Kitu ya kwanza kuangalia itakua kichwa tu. You’re on spot .
Boy Next Door ⭐ ♠…Dry spell haikupeleki poa but I guess pia ni kama ananyesha so utakua mpole tu

SUE WA KURIA KOMÛ….😂😂😂 I thought last night you demolished riparian land….Anyway pole sana.

Osannox Sergio 🇿🇼 ™…So you never chewed her yestetnight and still there is another pool of dryspell ahead…

How Kenyans want Dennis Itumbi and Jacque Maribe to celebrate her release

 

He first wrote a lovely message to her, hours before hearing her bail application ruling.

The message revealed his fondness for her, and aspirations among other sweet things.

And when Judge James Wakiaga announced she was released on a Sh1million bail, Itumbi was in the court room to receive the great news.

This picture of them after the announcement is going viral. Don’t they look cute?

itumbi jackie and jowie
Dennis, Jacque and Jowie. Pic courtesy Kenyans.co.ke

According to court documents, Jacque is now no longer Jowie’s fiance and Kenyans on Twitter are encouraging Jacque to warm Dennis Itumbi’s bed.

Here are some naughty thoughts by KOT after the news from court:

Lucy Mwende Musyimi Woiye jowie Ana imagine vile vitu zitanyanduliwa, words of encouragement for jowie 😩😩😩

Brandy Amor Kaa rada 🤣 but men need to stop living off us women… there’s no icing for the cake in court, you must swallow the bitter pill… to all my fellow women may this be a lesson for us

Mkombelo Wako Fisi ni fisi,sasa anaomba jowi aozee ndani ndio apate kathrough pass. Nkt!

Maya Prudence Zuna Jackie nawe Usiende kumsahau Jowie plz…umkumbuke mwenzako

Perez Ramos Santos Ye pia amefanyia hiyo ngombe kazi kubwa sana he deserves milking it

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Man Njenga Apewe yote bila kujimbakishia

Ndiko Ngugi If I was Jacque, leo ningepea Itumbi ashangae.

Nut Cracker On behalf of team Mafisi i declare Itumbi our chairman, tafadhali usituangushe comrade.

Ram Mlami Lazima atoe Maribe Cobwebs