A photo of married men showing off their rings with a caption that they are faithful, has created a conversation about the lies men tell to get a side chick to fall for his lies and get into a relationship with them.
The photo (above) shared by Twitter user Pholoho stirred Twitter into sharing a thread of lies men tell.
The low down from the responses is that married men are always ‘single and ready to mingle’.
Kweli au rongo?
See the list of lies married men tell single girls in order to date them as a side chick.
Incidentally girls, do tell if you have fallen line, hook and sinker for these lies.
We won’t judge, I promise!!!
“I wish I met you first”
“If I divorce her, she’ll get everything so I’m only married by name”
“I’m in the process of talking to lawyers but I need to see what this is first”
“Even my friends say I’m happier when I’m with you”
“I’m only there for my kids”
U have been through a lot😂😂😂😂
“Im married but it’s not that serious”
“There’s no love anymore, it’s just partnership”
Lura A Dye
I can’t believe I haven’t seen the classic “She doesn’t understand me.”
YT: Busay Rad
“We don’t sleep in the same room anymore”
“I wash my own clothes”
“You can love 2 people at the same time. “
“She’s just the mother of my children, I can’t kick her out “.
“I can be myself when I am with you”
” Me having a wife doesn’t change how i feel about you.”
” This ring is just a formality but we aren’t married anymore.”
“she said she’ll kill herself if i divorce her.”
” may we please focus on us and not other people”
“Let’s not talk about her, you are ruining the mood”
“I can take the ring off if it makes you uncomfortable, but I don’t think wearing it should be such a big deal” 🙄
“I’m not happy in my marriage”
“I haven’t divorced her because of the children”
“We don’t sleep together and haven’t for a very long time”
“I don’t love her anymore and I don’t think I ever did”
“I’m in the process of a divorce”
My sister was asking about you. She says she wishes I had married you, she’s feels closer to you.
“I married her because my parents forced me cos she was pregnant”
“We dont sleep in the same bedroom”…2 weeks later you spot them together at the mall wifey 🤰
“I wish I could take you as my second wife but my wife wont agree, she’ll leave with everything”
“I married her because she fell pregnant and I didn’t want my child to grow up like I did.. But it is you that I love”
” we are separating… we no longer get intimate” 🙄
“If only I had met you sooner”
“Don’t concern yourself about her”.
She trapped me (((((((drumroll)))))))
نجود the Artist
“I don’t think humans were meant to be monogamous”
She’s using the kids against me in the divorce. If I go ahead, I’ll only see (insert name) in supervised visits once a (insert very long time).
Thembi Love Kobeli
I married her cause she was pregnant and that’s how I was raised at home you impregnate her girl you marry her but I don’t love her …. You are the love of my life …. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“we are in the process of separation”
“Marriage doesn’t you are happy, you make me happy ”
“I will take you as a second wife”
“What I have with my wife will never affect us”
A friend of mine was told “She’s been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer so I can’t end our loveless marriage, doctors gave her less than a year to live”. needless to say 5 years later the wife is still healthy😘😘
Ayanda Naledi Mngomezulu
“I wish you were the mother of my kids”
“Yes I am married. However, I couldn’t stop living because I didn’t know any better then. If you’d ask me to choose again, I’d most probably make a different decision. It’s nothing to do with her or the kids but my choices” .
Inkhosikati Pina Wantmore
“My wife gave me boys only so I want us to make a baby girl
Got married outta parental/peer pressure
“she hasn’t given me in months/years”
“She is going through depression”
“We had a car accident, I was the driver and now she has metal pains in her body”
“She fell sick and now she is bed ridden”
The list goes on
“I will divorce her and marry you”
“We are not on speaking terms”
“I don’t want my kids to grow up without a father”