Beauty and the beast: ‘ Not so handsome African Celebs with gorgeous baes

“No one is ugly just broke.” And this wise phrase is proven in a very public way as we see ugly Kenyan male celebs marry very attractive women every day.

In Kenya we say:

Mwanamme ni mfuko, sura watavumilia.”

The criteria is pretty simple. Would any of these men be able to get any of the pretty women they have without the money they have? I don’t think so.

Below is the list of fugly men with very hot women:

Harmonize and Jackie Wolper

Wolper must have seen Harmonize as a worthy and very “attractive” back-up to Diamond after she and Diamond failed to work out. The two share an affinity for coloring their hair blonde.

Maybe, it was love after all for the former lovers.

Harmonize and Wolper

Harmonize and Wolper

Never before seen photos of Isaac Mwaura’s wife looking like a SNACK

Mejja and Erica

The two have been together for close to four years. This truly is love. Look at the size of his head. Biggest rapper in the game? Nah! Biggest head in the game.

Mejja and Erica  Mejja and Erica Erica

Dr. Ofweneke and ex-wife Nicah

The two were married for two years before the comedian split up from his ex-wife. And the way they were such an attractive couple, Huh!!

Dr. Ofweneke and Nicah the Queen Dr. Ofweneke and Nicah the Queen Dr. Ofweneke and Nicah the Queen

Harmo Rapa and his girfriend

Not only is Harmo Rapa a doppelganger of Harmonize but he also shares an attraction to women with blonde hair. One of this days we will do a poll of who is more attractive,,,,.uh uglier between Harmo Rapper and Harmonize. Who will win? Biting my nails.

Harmorapa and girlfriend

Harmorapa and girlfriend
Harmorapa and girlfriend

Harmorapa and girlfriend

Colonel Mustapha and Marya

Mustapa is a balding rapper who had his best days many eons ago. But at least he is tall. That must account for former beauties like Marya falling for his charms. Ama ni mjulubeng?

Colonel Mustapha and Marya

Colonel Mustafa and Noti Flow

Mustafa makes another appearance here with “Kamatia” hitmaker Noti Flow. Maybe she finds him sexy because of his tattoos. Ama?

Colonel Mustafa and Noti Flow Colonel Mustafa and Noti Flow

Prezzo and Noti Flow

What is it with Noti Flow and ugly ninjas. Or is it that she sees a kindred spirit in herself when she goes without make-up?

Noti Flow without makeup

Noti Flow without makeup

 Prezzo and Noti Flow Prezzo and Noti Flow

Vicmass Luodollar and Chimami

This here is the real igwe! Unattractive niggas take notes. Vicmass is your role-model. Repeat after me: “If Vicmass can get an attractive woman, so can I. So can I.” But,,…but,,..but you have to have money! A lot!

Vicmass Luodollar and Chimami Vicmass Luodollar and Chimami Vicmass Luodollar and Chimami

Leonardo da Vinci once said:

“The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.”

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‘Nakupenda tu my backup husband’ Noti flow declares to CMB Prezzo

Noti flow is known not only for her rapping skills but for her controversy in the entertainment industry in regards to her friendships and relationships.

At some point she blasted Prezzo after claiming that he made her lose a lot of cash estimated at Ksh 100,000 after failing to appear for the video shoot of her  song ‘Tupendane.’

Noti Flow reveals Colonel Mustafa has a cucu girlfriend

But in a recent post the damsel proclaimed her undying love and appreciation to the musician. She wrote the message below with a photo of her and Prezzo hanging out;

“I just realized wen am with my real ones we do not often take pics . We’re so caught up with real shit we forget to take em, cuz pics is least of importance . So bitches better spare me with the blah blah..old pic.. blaah.. it’s my IG , to start there 😎

@prezzo254 nakupenda bure 😆 Even wen am mad at yo ass u still ring me and u won’t hang up till am giggling 😳 I done a lotta dumb shit but you forgive me so quick like nothing’s happened 😭 You’ve got a golden heart 💛 Nakupenda tu my backup husband 😁❤ #lepresident”

‘Bi****s Should Keep Off My Man’ – Noti Flow Warns Ladies Thirsting Over Her Man

Noti is not shy when it comes to defending the self proclaimed president. In November 2017 she got into a tussle over Prezzo with Tanzanian beauty Amber Lulu warning her to keep off from her man .

She wrote

“You are talking about that bi*** calling herself Amber Rose. Who even calls herself Amber Rose when we all know that there can only be one Amber Rose. The truth is that Prezzo was not in Tanzania to see her but to record collabos with the likes of Fid Q and other hip hop guys.

Noti Flow and Amber Lulu
Noti Flow and Amber Lulu

Besides, I know b****s keep on chasing him the way nig*** chase me and so I wouldn’t be shocked if she hits back and claims he was with her. Thing is, girls…bi****s should keep off my man as they know where his heart is,” said Noti Flow.”

Prezzo is said to have dated Amber but things went down south after the damsel admitted to having aborted the musician’s baby.

She admitted to it during an interview with Clouds FM. She claimed that it was a bad decision and she is feeling bad about it.

Noti flow is said to have been dating Nairobi D cast Colonel Mustapha but the two parted after Noti claimed that he was going out with a cougar something she could not stomach.

‘I aborted Prezzo’s child ‘ Amber Lulu confesses during an interview


Maybe with the latest sweet message written to him, Prezzo might reconsider dating Noti Flow.

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Colonel Mustapha Is Caught In Another Love Triangle

Colonel Mustapha is not a new name in the entertainment industry, he is popularly known for his hit song ‘Lenga stress’. He was a member  of Deux Vultures, a music group that comprised of him and Nasty Thomas.



Apart from singing, Colonel features in a a reality show that airs weekly in a local TV station, and was rumored to be dating not one but two of the cast members. He is said to be giving rapper CMB Prezzo sleepless nights.

Moustapha is said to be stealing Prezzo’s girlfriends. This is months after he claimed to be in a relationship with Mitchell Yolla, who bitterly parted ways with Prezzo.



The Showbiz bad boy Mustapha is caught up yet in another love triangle, this time with another cast member Bridgit Achieng. Bridgit recently returned from Nigeria and announced that she was getting into music professionally. She choose Mustapha as her mentor and the two seem to be having a close relationship.

Mustapha is caught up in this love triangle considering the fact that he has a girlfriend who is not known to the public and has indicated he plans to settle down with. I guess we just have to wait and see because with Mustapha you don’t ask who is who, instead you ask who will be next to be added in his long list of girlfriends.