‘Sending me naughty videos won’t make you win,’ Kansime warns Kenyans

The host of East Africa Got Talent Anne Kansime has asked Kenyans to be professional when sending photos and videos showcasing their talent.

Speaking during an interview heard by Classic 105 Kansime said,

We are looking for a variety of acts. Just think outside the box and do something that the other person cannot do.

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We have already done auditions in Mombasa, Uganda, Dar es Salaam and Kigali. We are looking to usher in new talent.

Kansime also advised Kenyans to be professional when sending videos of their talents.

We eliminated all excuses by allowing Kenyans to be able to send us a one minute video via WhatApp. And please put on some clothes and stop sending us pictures and videos of your private parts. This is not my M-Pesa number so do not send me any money either.

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Kansime adds that people should not assume friendship with her guarantees them an automatic win.

All we want to see is your talent. Don’t look for me because I am just a host and nothing you will do for me will make you win.

In conclusion, Kansime said,

If you want to lose be friends with me because they will think you cheated.

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‘I rushed into marriage’ Anne Kansime talks about her past marriage

Anne Kansime is a force to reckon with in the world of comedy.

The Ugandan comedian has in an interview opened up about her failed marriage.

Speaking during an interview heard by Classic 105 Kansime says

Life happened I had a plan on how I wanted my life to go. I wanted to study graduate, get a job, find a man and eventually settle down.

I managed to do that I graduated, found a job and met a man and I thought everything was in order.

‘They said I sold my uterus to be famous,’ Kansime painfully opens up

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Kansime adds that despite everything looking perfect she feels she rushed into it.

I rushed into the marriage. It was actually not a white wedding but a traditional one.

We had marked the dates but they kept being pushed until I started questioning myself.

Kansime added that contrary to rumors her marriage did not break because of infidelity.

There was no infidelity in my marriage on my part. On his part unless we call him to your studios so that he can tell you because I do not know.

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Asked whether the fact that she is a celebrity made them break up Kansime says

I was in the limelight before we got married so I do not think that is something that contributed to our break up.

Also it is a fact that I earned more money than he did.I am not sure whether that made him insecure.

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‘They said I sold my uterus to be famous,’ Kansime painfully opens up

Ugandan comedian Anne Kansime has in an interview heard by Classic 105 revealed some of the worst comments people said about her.

Kansime debunked the conjecture in the lengthy radio interview.

She confesses that people out rightly accused her of sacrificing her chance at motherhood for fame.

Some people were trying to wonder why I did not have kids with my ex husband Gerald.

She adds that despite the fact that it was all lies, (she has her uterus intact. Her only issue is that she had no way of proving it to her critics.

So they said I had sold my uterus in exchange for fame.

The sad thing is that it was not true but I had no way of proving myself because there is no way you can just show people your uterus is intact.

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She sarcastically adds that if she had sold her uterus she would have no qualms directing others to where she did the ‘transaction’.

I can direct people who have a uterus and feel like they want to sell it for fame to where I sold mine

Anne Kansime who is well known for her show ‘Don’t Mess With Kansime’ is in Kenya to look for talent for the recently launched East Africa Got Talent.

She is the host of the talent show.

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Check out Anne Kansiime’s head-wrap classy looks! – Photos

Have you noticed Head wraps are not being used for bad hair days only? They are being used for every day look and to accentuate beauty and for every day look !

Comedian Anne Kansiime is not one to be left behind as she has embraced this modern trend looking extremely classy and elegant.

The head wraps being a trend not only reminds you of a vintage look, it also reminds you of the 60’s looks which most ladies are now embracing and mahn! are they rocking the look.

Her different ways and styles to make the head wraps look good is extremely so unique and very trendy as well.

 

We have listed below some of the amazing looks Anne Kansiime has had while having the head wraps!

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This is why these 8 are the top celebrated comedians in Africa

African comedy has showed immense growth over the past years. Just like musicians and actors, comedians are becoming celebrities in Africa and beyond. We have African comedians traveling the world to perform in big crowds and others winning big awards.

Some of the celebrated comedians include,

1. Trevor Noah

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Africa’s most famous comedian, Trevor Noah is well known for his unapologetic approach to race, apartheid and politics. He is a South African Born to a Swiss father and a Xhosa mother. He’s struggle to identify to a one specific stereotype makes him a genius when it comes to comedy.

Trevor was the first South African comedian to sell out a one-man show and has continued to break records ever since. In 2015, Trevor took over as host of ABC’s “the daily show” from Jon Stewart, becoming Africa’s biggest comedy export of all time.

2. Eric Omondi

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One of the most common faces on Kenyan Television, Eric Omondi is a comedian and an activist who does not like to be called an entertainer. The comedian, who started out as a noise maker in class, made his breakthrough when he appeared on Kenya’s well known TV show, The Churchill show.

It was there that Eric became a household name and a comedy power force in the region, even performing at big events such as the African Kings of Comedy Festival in Nigeria.

He recently won an award as the Best African comedian at the African Entertainment award.

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3. Anne Kansime

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Referred to by many as the ‘Queen of Africa Comedy’, Anne Kansiime is a Ugandan comedian  entertainer and actress. She first broke into the scene with the YouTube Series, Minibuzz, in which she made fun of Ugandans’ experience in daily public transport.

Her stand-up shows have sold out arenas and auditoriums in major cities including London, Kuala Lumpur, Lilongwe, Gaborone and Harare. With more than 15 million views online and a YouTube silver play button.

Anne continues to entertain people across the continent through her online videos and stand up shows.

4. Bright Okpocha Aka Basket Mouth

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Born and raised in Abia State, Nigeria, Basket mouth, is a comedian whose resume one cannot simply ignore. The first African to ever host a show at the Apollo in London, he has continued to set trends performing at events like Lord of the Ribs, Comedy Central Presents and the Basket mouth live at the 02 arena in London.

5. Daliso Chaponda

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Daliso Chaponda is a UK based Malawian comedian well known for his versatility and “quite on the edge” jokes. A good example of how versatile of a performer Daliso can be is how he performed a “filthy set in silhouettes strip clubs in Birmingham and about two days later did a family show at the 2007 greenbelt Christian festival.

Daliso has performed all across the world in cities like Cape Town, London and has made appearances on the BBC’s “The world stands up”. He annually hosts a show in his hometown of Lilongwe called “laughrica” where he invites different local and international comedians for a one-night comedy event.

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6. Daniel ‘Churchil’ Ndambuki

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Churchill from Kenya is a well known and respected comedian who has been in the business since 1996. Kenya produced a living legend in Churchill and 20 years later, he continues to crack up Africa. He is the host of the Churchill Show on NTV Kenya which is recorded live on Thursdays at the Carnivore Restaurant. It has a viewership of over 11 million and is the highest rated East African programme.

7. Michael Blackson

 

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Michael Blackson is a Ghanaian who is well-known for his dry jokes which are always good enough to make his audience reeling in laughter. He is actually the oldest of all the comedians in this list: he was born in November 1972. He is popularly known as the African King of Comedy. He got his inspiration from the comedy of Eddie Murphy.

8. Emmanuella Samuel

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The Nigerian comedian/actress is one of the special talents under the mark angel comedy cooperation.

In 2016, she was awarded the Best New Comedian and Princess of Comedy at the Afro-Australia Music and Movie Awards in Australia. She is also the first African to have one million subscribers on her YouTube comedy channel.

She is set to feature in a Disney Hollywood film.

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Lupita Nyong’o Hangs Out With Ugandan Comedian Anne Kansiime

Lupita Nyong’o is currently in Kampala filming her new movie ‘queen of katwe, she took to her Facebook to post photos of her and Ugandan top comedian Anne Kansime.  The two celebrities seemed to have had fun together while hanging out.

The Oscar Award Winner captioned on her Facebook page ‘Monday Moment of Magic with the one and only Ann Kansiime. Funniest Ugandan period. @kansiime256 #loveher #smilingthroughtheweek #CAPTIONTHIS’
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Anne was also pretty excited posting on her Facebook, ” Today, I had lunch with the amazing Lupita Nyong’o and let me help you understand the madness that was;First of all, I could hardly speak, I was screaming inside, I had a thousand questions to ask but instead stared at her through out, she is so real, so botanical indeed, she hasn’t forgotten herself at all and am still recovering from the whole experience. That said, Kenya produced a real jewel. God bless this lady. #Sharedblessings.”

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