In 2018, the nation was engulfed with new information about the Betty Kyallo, Denis Okari and Ali Hassan Joho triumvirate.
The relationship between Joho and Betty was revealed in all its gory glory with many in shock at what had transpired. Don’t forget that it had been posited out over the years as the reason the Betty and Denis marriage did not last.
But as the Betty and Joho had been mum about the relationship all we had was speculation that the two had been together. But after the tabloid the Nairobian came out last week to reveal the explosive and intimate details about their relationship, we can now put the theory to rest as it is now fact. Ama?
Joho getting into Betty’s heart and some other places(wink wink) brings up the question, which other men in this country of ours can get your woman easily and without much fuss.
Yaani, when these men lay eyes on your bae, as a man you know she is gone. Gone where? Into another man’s arms. These men like Joho have the charm, money, charisma and power to get any woman intoxicated with them.
Power they say is the ultimate aphrodisiac. This list is hypothetical. They are:
The man who has had as many wives as some prominent men in the bible, was the toast of the town last month with revelations about his new wife. This is the Godfather of Mr. Steal your girl.
The unsubstantiated allegations are that Mary Kilobi was another man’s wife. How about that? The wealth and charm of the COTU secretary general are not things to frowned upon. Ask his many wives.
He is not Kenyan but makes it onto the list. The Tanzanian actor and comedian and radio host who won the Big Brother Africa-Hotshots in 2014 makes women get wet when he gets into a room. Maybe it is his boyish good looks or his height that makes the women go gaga.
But he does radiate that easy and care-free attitude that gets the women drooling.
The cabinet minister responsible for the country’s Wildlife might not be doing the best job at the moment but one thing that he is still supreme at is his elegant style.
The man is immaculate in his fashion sense and dressing. Even his arrogance when in shit is attractive to women. Don’t be so shocked at that last statement. According to studies arrogance is one of the most attractive traits to women.
The Mvita MP underwent a thorough transformation when he lost a lot of weight in 2017. He shared his weight loss journey with before and after photos on Instagram last year.
The resulting good looks have made many women take a second glance at him. And add on to that the power and money that comes from being a politician. A young slay queens dream.
The man is the baby daddy of Ann Kiguta’s twins.
The man has everything you need to do well with women in Kenya. You can say he has more “money than God.”
Additional mentions can be Ababu Namwamba. Ama?
What do you think of the list?