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People are amused by controversial lawyer PLO Lumumba’s public speaking skills

His English is making everyone question whether we went to school. Yawa! Have you heard him speak?

On Monday, August 28, all eyes and ears were on renowned lawyer and academician PLO Lumumba as he spoke before the Supreme Court.

Everyone was on the academician, as he spoke throwing heavy words that left some scrambling for a dictionary to keep up with his flow of thought.

Towards the end of his remarks before a packed court has led to him trending on social media, some questioning his political stand but others simply were astonished at the english.

Even the judges told him that he didn’t need to elaborate what he was saying.

Check out comments following his long statement.

 

Wachira Gitonga Karinga said: “The schizophrenic jurisprudence with which the petitioner trioxidated the submission is bi-gastrocnemius”~ PLO LUMUMBA

Not even Oxford advance Learners Dictionary can help here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Please read on for some popular PLO Lumumba quotes that will leave you questioning your language skills.

  • This is what he once said when teachers were on strike;

“The ongoing strike of teachers in Kenya is miasma of deprecated apotheosis of a hemorrhaging plutocracy cascading oozing into a malodorous excrense of mobocracy .With all termagent ossifying prodivities of kakistocracy Kenyatta’s’ knowledge centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankam”

  • here is another one

“In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosa. Let your conversational communications possess a compacted conciseness, a clarified comprehensibility, a coalescent cogency, and a concatenated consistency. Eschew obfuscation and all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune rabblement, and asinine affectations. Let your extemporaneous descanting and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and voracious vivacity without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolificacy, and vain vapid verbosity.

 

 

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