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Niaje Kiongos: Clever BUT Annoying ways Kenyans ask for money

We are telling you this ndio usigongwe.

They say in Kenya if you want to know what a person will say next, pay attention to how they greet you or initiate conversation.

Most recently Kenyans found ways to charm President Uhuru in a bid to get him to relax lockdown and curfew rules.

They called him mkubwa, kiongos, baba lao among other names to get him to soften prior to announcing his next move. Sadly it failed.

A twitter user asked Kenyans to say their encounters with Kenyans who want to beg for cash.

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@garvin_mungai
How do Kenyans start conversations before wakuombe pesa !?

Here are resourceful ways people introduce the topic of a ka-loan.

@augustine_orina..
Hii corona inakupeleka aje arguea-about-money

@bonsoul_ke..
Siku hizi umetulia

@Itsjustnixon254..
Uko fiti bro..iko hivi…

@MakangawaKisii..
“Next week Niko na doh mtu wangu.!! Hamtaniweza..!”…. Alert, is a scam.!

@WachiaGrace..
“Na Leo umewezawoman-giving-man-money

@Eljijo1..
Oyaa cheki brooo…..

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@midivicky..
Uliolewa nini, huonekani skuizi

@machirabreton..
cheki, fanya aaajeeee, na usikatae

@FellMentKE..
Hey pal kwani tulikosana

@RonnyReagan10..
Hii maishaaaaaa

@zaqaddijah..
niaje kiongos…

@garvin_mungai
Person:Unaonaje maisha vile inatupeleka buana. Huku tunasurvivd tu
Me: Eeh ni ngumu tunapambana tu
Person: Na btw bro unaweza kua na kakitu uniokolee nitakurudishia.
Me: Si ungesema tu(silently)

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@WilsonIrungu2..
Chairman, sonko wangu

@Marc_ism..
Haya , umeskia nani….. (Moshene ) ……(More Moshene) …….{ Pause } ……. ( Still some more moshene )…….. By the way, I was wondering kama unaeza niskumia kasoft loan

 

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