Where did you go for your first date? Comedian Njugush has revelead where he took his wife Ndinda for a date and how he almost ‘chongad viazi’.
It’s every girls dream to be taken to a five star hotel, where waiters are at your beck and call but that was not the case for Njugush.
“2014….. it was my first time kupeleka huyu mrembo @celestinendinda date akasema ameshiba….all other dates, mostly zilikua Pale uhurupark, alikua anadai haskii njaa…..lol she was just being diplomatic anadanganya because tukirudi shule alikua anabomoa ugali..
Now when we came here in 2014, I was hoping ile 500 nilikua nayo ingetosha..well I was in for a surprise.
When for the 1st time aliona I took her to a date somewhere with walls open air dates were the thing…(well cause of how our pockets were setup)…
CBD akajua kajamaa kana pesa (we have been paid 1k for a set book show nilikua nimechapa
So nikalipa deni ya 500 I had ..then the rest nikaamua nichafue mrembo)
Now here we are….kimuhahe kikaniambia I tell her “take what you want”..big mistake.”
Now there’s a dish known as Arosto….I think ni mbuzi mtoto…meat so soft…I always keep wondering if it would be appropriate to say you are kidding ukiikula..lol bad joke I know. “
He goes on to narrate how he almost ‘chongad viazi’ after realizing the cash he had wasn’t enough
“Wue ilikua 650 Sinia moja….150 more than I had….sema kusweat…mrembo was so happy lakini chini ya maji i was nervous….
well luckily I had a friend ..and what are friends for ???especially when date iko karibu kugonga ukuta…(I thought tungeenda tu hizo open air dates haingegonga ukuta, get it?) Well my friend Gerald would send me 500kshs ….big mistake.
Hapa nilijua huyu mrembo nitamtorture na food design she would never forget…I asked for juice in a big glass…and not any other juice, Mangoe juice.”
In conclusion he says
“Long story short juu mtoto ameanza Kulia, hajawahi sahau..Okay every weekend angesema turudi hapa lakini sababu gerald hangenikopesha, inabidi I devise maugonjwa…” babe naskia kichwa funny” ooh “babe nikama Niko na malaria”
We still come here since and today we had a third wheeler.
Well I’m now getting used to half half kisses juu mtoto ata amka oooh babe kidogo nimfunike oooh babe shhhhhi”