Businessman left in shock after his date turns out to be a man

The night escapades of one Nairobi businessman will forever remain etched in his mind, going by the events of his night out in Kisumu city.

An article published in SDE says that the man, who appears to have an insatiable appetite for ‘one-night-stands’ was relieved of all his belongings after falling prey to the tricks of a twilight girl.

The businessman was on his first trip ever to the lake side city, where after enjoying some nyama choma and pombe, he noticed a bevy of beauties, and manged to land the company of one of them who turned out to be a man in disguise.

Sadly this was where his problems began.

A man in a new town will somehow look for people to keep him entertained throughout the night, and this is exactly what the lonely man did. After digging generously in his pocket to quench the thirst of the ‘woman’ who later violently robbed him with a knife.


The he/she was dressed to the nine’s (as Kenyans refer to anyone dressed really well) complete with glossy lips, a weave and padded underwear that made him/her look like a curvy female. The prostitute robbed the man of Sh50, 000 and an expensive mobile phone.

The Standard reports that this incident went down in a famous joint in Kisumu where revelers frequent, as the establishment is known for its good music, nyama choma and kaswallow.

And as happens in any club or bar, there is always a bunch of girls sitting around hoping to and a sponsor for the night. Luckily or unluckily for the businessman, he was able to land one of them after being inebriated.

He summoned her to his table where they sort of hit it off.


What follows next is also fairly common in clubs. He asked her to order whatever she wanted lest another sponsor beckons her. She of course ‘chafuad’ the table.

The ‘woman’ had a real feast, thanking the man. “A real man,” she praised him. “A stranger, with a kind heart,” she said.

He too, thought that the rounds of beer, roasted meat and ugali were enough to help him have a good time with the ‘woman’.

After flirting with the ‘woman’ severally and getting a positive response, he didn’t squander the chance to ask ‘her’ to spend a night with him. Interestingly, she agreed to have a good time with him, but there was a catch; he had to pay ‘her’ well.

Considering the man was new in Kisumu, he asked ‘her’ to pick a place of ‘her’ choice.


The ‘woman’ took advantage and took the man to a dingy lodging, claiming it was cheaper. Drama began while the two were in a dark alley where the ‘woman’ began cuddling the man. Just when the man began enjoying, the ‘woman’ revealed ‘her’ true colours — she was a robber!

Before the man could sober up and fathom what was going on, the ‘woman’ held him by the neck as if to strangle him. Before he could scream for help, she removed a knife and threatened him to keep quiet and hand over all the money he had.

“The he-she robbed me as I watched. I could not believe that all this time I was entertaining a fellow man while thinking he was a woman.

The curvy hips and breasts that attracted me to her were nothing but padded underwear,” lamented the man, as he explained the ordeal to a watchman who came to rescue him.

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