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Broke slay queens to fake lifestyles: Things Coronavirus will expose

Coronavirus is here and it’s exposing a lot that we have not been paying attention to.

Here are a few of the things:

1. Broke slay queens

We all have to accept it, slay queens are merely broke girls trying to live a life way above them. With the recent limited movement and the 7pm-5am curfew, slay queens are feeling the pinch.

The luxury lifestyle they enjoyed has been put to a halt.

They are languishing with over kept weaves, rent arrears and all they have to do is wallow in frustrations. If they die, peace be with them.

2. Fake lifestyles

People out here are faking everything. From purchasing things beyond their means and spending unnecessarily.

Trying to please friends who don’t care anything. People will go back to their dungeons which they have been avoiding all along.

Depression will be real than ever before. People were busy partying and have to put up with their empty houses.

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3. Lazy wives

So guys married women because they were good in lungula. They depended on eat outs and order in. Right now men are having to put up with mashakura.

Women who can’t peel potatoes nor boil milk. They can only shape their nails and post on Insta stories. You got married to Insta wives and the quarantine is bringing the hell out of you.

4. Broken homes

Money is good but it’s becoming a necessary evil. People were busy looking for it at the expense of their families.

In these times of the pandemic, it’s becoming evident how homes are dead places. The love is out of the window and people live together as a bunch of zombies.

Children spend most of their time in the bedrooms chatting, surfing the internet and catching up with the latest movies.

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