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A list of the weird and funniest dates people have ever experienced

What is the weirdest date you’ve ever gone on? And did it lead to another one? A twittter thread is exposing the encounters people have on dates that are simply out of this world.

Remember what may be weird to you, could be so cool to someone else. so read on and have a good laugh.

1. @postgrad_barty
what’s the weirdest date you’ve been on??? I’ll go first

we were going to see a movie and didn’t buy tickets in advance and couldn’t get two tickets next to each other so we ended up sitting on opposite sides of the theater and then the movie ended and we were like cool ok bye

1. We were seeing incredibles 2 I wasn’t gonna leave and pass up my opportunity to see it
2. It was assigned seating and there were 2 seats left in the whole theater and no gaps between groups so people couldn’t move
3. No, I never saw this man again
crying! at the disco

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2. Twitter user @s1cken1nggg recounted
Met the guy on tinder, about 3 mins into meeting him he goes “can you buy me water and a pack of cigs”, I comply, I think I spent $70 because he kept pressuring me to buy him stuff and he didn’t spend a dime, he kept farting too ?? Then he tried to catch a pigeon with his hands

cuc laughing

3. Vanilla AlmondMilk
@dadfancier
He kissed me and pulled back and said ‘wait there’s just a little…’ I was embarrassed I thought I had something in my teeth he put his hand in my mouth and said I think this tooth is wobbly, I was 19 with all my adult teeth

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4. Stephanie is 🐶-10
@Stefaniy
Guy I wasn’t very interested in bugged me until I agreed to a date. We went to a pub and some friends randomly joined us. After a while I guess he was feeling neglected or something. Stood suddenly, tossed a wad of cash on the table in front of me and said “Thanks for the date”

5. Fringe ♍️
@Loyalty_a_Mustt
This dude kept saying I should let him take me out when I come back to atlanta. Soo I finally did. I ubered to the restaurant. We ate, like 5 mins after the check came a female walked in looking crazy as HE*L and sat right next to him. Likeee I thought it was some cheaters sh**..

old-woman-laughing

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6. ТИМА
@moonresidue
I went over to this guys house for dinner and drinks and he was a bit off. So I went to the bathroom and he has a DIL*O in his tub and he came running in and was like WAiiT and I’m standing there looking at it… i gave him a courtesy 20 minutes then left

7. Brian Abrams 💭
@CleOptiRealist
She wanted to walk to the bars near where I lived because it was nice out — by the end of the night we were both pretty drunk & it was now a half snow half sleet snow storm but she insisted on walking back to my place anyways. Long story short I woke up at the bottom of a hill near my apartment with TWO sprained ankles , phone dead and had to crawl up the hill ..wet and freezing and walk home.
Texted her later that day after overcoming my hypothermia “wth happened last night?”
She replied sorry for pushing you down the hill I got scared

8. MAMA🌻
@shayleighfrantz
We matched on tinder and he happened to be in a wheelchair and he took me to a hotdog place where he ate four hotdogs and then to the beach where he asked me to blow up his arm floaties for him and we sat there for three hours watching vine complications because he couldn’t swim

9. Kyndall Elizabeth🌹
@klizzy99
Went to lunch with this guy and in the first 5mins told me that both of his siblings were in jail and then while driving me home he said let’s take a longer route and goes to this lake in the woods and there was a cemetery and he looks at me and says “I’m not going to kill you”😅

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